Adult Bread

Scrubbing Daddy with a knife will only enflame the situation.
The agency of soap is sweets. Alone, take a coin to the face
and rinse your teeth out with the brick water of a wave.
You love me-you know it, is etched in the atmosphere.
A blanket with fireflies lodged in the creases.
A healthy gash on my chin materializes, leaves me
woozy ( Read more... )

In the current issue of The Paris Review, there is a photographic portfolio by Larry Towell. The photos are shots taken at New Orleans shortly after the hurricane. The most striking one was taken at Metairie Cemetary. It is eeriely gorgeous, stone mausoleums are lined up in perfect symmetry. They rise gracefully out of the floodwater, giving the ( Read more... )

WOW I AM GOOD AT NOT DOING THINGS UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE. I HAVE AN HOUR UNTIL SCHOOL STARTS AND IM FINISHING MY BUDGET PROJECT NOW. I DIDNT GO TO SCHOOL YESTERDAY, THE DAY IT WAS DUE BECAUSE I DIDNT HAVE MY BINDER WITH ME AND I WENT TO EAT COFFEE AND SMOKE WITH MY FRIEND DAN INSTEAD OF DOING THIS FUCKING PROJECT BECAUSE I AM A RETARDED CHINK AND IM ( Read more... )

here are some new truths, because i dont know how to make sentences right now.

1) i just spent four hours doing nothing.
2) im trying to write an english paper on the identity of women in three short stories.
3) prom is this week.
4) yes.
5) im bad at saying things i really want to.
6) my pudding spoon will never be stolen. ahem.
7) khatarnak is my god. 
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heres a random list of stuff i like and that i highly reccomend!

grapefruits: delicious!
short stories by dan chaon: sad!
arrested development: hilarious!
drive like jehu: angry!
how we are hungry by dave eggers: exhilarating!
master & margarita: funny!
john ashbery: oblique!
a very long engagement: love!
okkervil river - a king and a queen: dark!
marijuana ( Read more... )

a lot of times when im doing something, my thought process will become very vauge and abstract, and i'll start thinking "what the fuck am i doing?"

for instance, at work, i was taping up boxes of broken items to take to the backroom, and suddenly i thought "how did humanity progress to this? me taping up a fucking box, instead of frolicking in a ( Read more... )

spring break! started with beers, pot and work of course.

i read 'a very long engagement' by sebastien japrisot, than i watched the movie version. it's a pretty neat book, the movie was okay too.

school is over very soon. great!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sfout_rgPSA XD

dear justin,

hopefully i didnt make too much of a fool of myself. please apologize to the uic cleaning staff on my behalf.

sincerely,

simon.

p.s. lets hang out again soon.

fuck you fuck you and you and fuck you and fuck the babies and fuck dinosaurs and fuck ex girlfriends and fuck girlfriends and fuck girls and fuck boys and fuck my friends and fuck everything fuck you work fuck school fuck fuck fuck fuck everyone fuck fuck fuckers. fuck.