Here's "The Worst Lyrics Of Metal"

[nudgerwish]

Since my site is banned for hardcore metal sex here is the new article "Worst Lyrics Of Metal"

Before I start I am a big fan of all the bands mentioned in this article. I just love making fun of them, too…

The best thing about metal is that the lyrics really aren’t that important. In comparison to rap music where it is very important that you shoot

Comments

[shell_e]

My work appears to have no issue with your forum though, how utterly stupid. Still, I only have 3.5 weeks (or 9.5 working days, if you will) left to put up with it.

[shell_e]

Or even 2.5 weeks left, duh.

[kvlt_kitty]

OMG U MOCK TEH OCEANPOET I HAX UR SITE >:( >:( >:(.

I think it says a hell of a lot that three out of these four bands are Finnish. Something in the water, methinks...

[skunk_monk]

I somehow doubt that "tumbling closet" is the correct lyric ;)

It's actually "Closer" meaning that it does make a fair bit of sense, even if the phrase "tentacles" is used outside of a dodgy anime.

The actual lyrics are "Probing a voiceless void / searching for a closure / poisoned tentacles from the past / tumbling, fumbling closer"

[nudgerwish]

Crap...may have to change that one. :(

[nudgerwish]

Who wants to post this on NW.com forums then =3