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Oct 24, 2006 01:39

Ganked from suutkomgi.



Section 1
[x] Are you Asian in the first place?
[ ] Were you born in an Asian country?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[ ] Have you taken Vietnamese/Chinese/Korean/Japanese/LAO, etc. school as a kid?
[x] Can you speak an Asian language?
[ ] Is your favorite subject math/science?
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day/or alot?
[ ] Did/Do you spike/highlight your hair?
[ ] Do you have an "azn krew"?
[ ] Do you have a 95 average?
[x] Do you get at least a 3.0 GPA?
Score: 5 of 11

Section 2
[x] Do you listen to Asian music?
[x] Have you watched Asian movies?
[x] Can you rave?
[x] Are you a master at DDR? (Somewhat)
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea? (Hey, it's good.)
[ ] Can you play CS, Starcraft, Warcraft, Diablo, etc?
[x] Have you played the violin/piano/cello?
[ ] Do/did your parents beat you if you get bad grades?
[x] Are you going/taking/took any honors/AP classes?
[x] Do you/your parents drive an Asian made car?
Score: 8 of 10

Section 3
[ ] Are you or were you once a fob?
[ ] Is your last name Park, Lee, Chang, Phanna, Wang, Wong, Kim, Tang, Chow, Yu, or Nguyen?
[x] Have you dated/wanted to date Asian guys/girls? (Okay, I'm wanted to date some asian guys, but I've only actually gone out with white guys, so I'm not quite sure how this works out...)
[x] Have you designed a website before?
[ ] Does your SNS/e-mail have/had the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO..,Oo, etc? (Nasty)
[x] Do you have both an Asian and an English name?
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house? (Aren't you supposed to?)
[x] Do you know the song "Got Rice"? (Barely)
[x] Anime?
[ ] Do you listen to trance?
Score: 6 of 10

Section 4
[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[x] Are your parents fobs? (They've been here for almost 20 years now... does that still count as fob?)
[ ] Is the mall your hang out place?
[x] Do you think you're short?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc? (Most are in china, but yes, I have boatloads)
[x] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers? (I thought everyone could)
[ ] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube? (Almost :/)
[x] Do you read Manga? (Hangs head in shame)
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use? (Total asianess)
[ ] Do you have Asian Pride?
Score: 7 of 10

Section 5
[x] Are you a very good artist? (I like to pretend I am.)
[ ] Do you speak your Asian language with your friends?
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market/Nail salon in an Asian community? (Mom is a chemist, dad's doing bussiness stuff)
[x] Do you slurp soup?
[x] Have you visited your home country at least twice? (I'm guessing this refers to China, not the US)
[ ] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[x] Do you like to read?
[ ] Do you NOT have an allowance? (I sometimes do)
Score: 5 of 9

Now add up your scores
and multiply by 2.
That's how Asian you are --- 62%

I thought I'd get higher.
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