Virtual knee surgery is soo much fun.

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aquarius (Jan. 21st-Feb. 18th ( Read more... )

chronicles of narnia is fuckin awesome.
good night.

Tonight I bartended at a christmas party at my neighbors house, it was some serious middle-age drunken ridiculousness. The evening ended with the hostess along with 4 guests doing a sing-a-long to Meatloaf. Thats right, bitch-tits man. Wowee-zowee. I am scared for whats to come in my life. I don't want to be fifty years old and having a good time ( Read more... )

My brother has moved back to Austin for about a month until he leaves for Japan. It feels like the Royal Tennenbaums with "all the children living back under one roof for the first time in 17 years." Its been fucking great. My brother is one of my favorite people in the world and I am so f'ing excited that he is moving to Japan, I hope to visit ( Read more... )

This evening began with my brother and I taking shots of tequila and chasing them with a tangerine on the drive to the hot hot heat show. It has ended after a riducoulsy large meal at IHOP at 2 in the morning. Unfortunatly Texas does not have Perkins. I am too drunk to catch my mistakes as i tpye so I must go to bed now ( Read more... )

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lets see here.
I definitly got incredibly intoxicated last night.
After I got home I ate potato chips in my bed at three in the morning.
I awoke to crumbs and a hangover.

Okay folks I am still waiting for some more movie recommadations. I am talking abouy you; Kelley, Abby, Andrew, Holli and all the rest of you out there.
Top five movies that you recommend.
Okay. Go.

Okay friends I need your help ( Read more... )