033 ♪ forward-dated to after the man-nappings

[numanstan]

So. Y'know how sometimes things from people's worlds get loose and start causin' all sorts of trouble and the person from that world's the only person who can stop 'em so they've got to tell everybody to stay outta their way 'cause they'll just get hurt?

That's happenin' right now. Nobody panic; there's just a transsexual merman on the prowl. I've

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[crazyclownwoman]

Sure, whatcha' need?

[numanstan]

Old Gregg's kidnappin' people and hidin' 'em somewhere and I gotta go rescue 'em but he's most likely gonna kick my arse if I go alone.

[crazyclownwoman]

Sounds like fun! I'm in!

[numanstan]

It's gonna be less "fun" and more "completely terrifying," really.

He's probably hidin' 'em in his house; I'll meet y'on Albright Lane in an hour, alright? Bring some jump rope.

[is_an_island]

Shivering in my knickers.

[numanstan]

If y'see a very bright light, try to run away. Don't look directly into it.

[is_an_island]

Fine, I'll bite.

How have you fucked up today?

[numanstan]

It's not my fault, honest! I didn't even think of keepin' an eye on him; I was too busy tryin' not to get killed!

[shoeofbaileys]

[Why yes. He will respond to the warning call you put out about him.]

Old Gregg ain't a merman.

HE OLD GREGG!

Sides, real mermen some discriminatory assholes.

[numanstan]

I wasn't talkin' 'bout you, Gregg!

I was talkin' 'bout... Steve.

He's a merman, just got here, causin' a whole mess of trouble. Really awful. Really.

[shoeofbaileys]

Steve Jones, from Tillahou Lake?

jerk B|

[numanstan]

Sure, why not.

[tapshoetomove]

[Luke happens to be learning all kinds of things about the residents in Mayfield.]

A...merman?

[numanstan]

Merman, manfish, there's no time to be gettin' technical 'bout this!

[tapshoetomove]

Right, and what should I do if I see this merman or manfish?

[numanstan]

Run.

Hide.

Pray.

All good options, really.

[freakinblur]

There's a what in the what now?

[numanstan]

Transsexual manfish.

[freakinblur]

...

Is that even a thing?

[numanstan]

Unfortunately.