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numanstan

008 ♪ APRIL FOOLS

Apr 01, 2010 17:40

Somethin' well odd's goin' on with the phones today. Wonder if...

[He picks up the phone.] Hello?

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ringthedethbell April 1 2010, 21:55:33 UTC

[ There's a whisper at the other end: ]

I DO COCAIIIIIIINE . . .

numanstan April 1 2010, 22:02:41 UTC

... Alright. How's that workin' out for ya?

ringthedethbell April 1 2010, 22:09:01 UTC

IT'S GREAT, BAAAAABYYYYYY!

YOU STAY RIGHT THERE, DR. ROCKSO'S GONNA TAKE A ONE-WAY TRAIN TO SNOW-TOWN AND WE CAN PARTY DOWWWWWWN.

numanstan April 1 2010, 22:13:06 UTC

... Yeah, I'll pass, if y'don't mind.

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HAHA THE POST ABOVE ME steel_massifail April 1 2010, 21:56:15 UTC

Vince, what's going on?!

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN numanstan April 1 2010, 22:06:49 UTC

... I've got no idea. Maybe somebody broke the town?

LMAO IKR steel_massifail April 2 2010, 00:24:03 UTC

That's a scary thought.

numanstan April 2 2010, 01:45:53 UTC

Maybe there's a hole in it now. Maybe we can escape!

... I've been tryin' to get somebody from my world on the line, see if they can rescue me or somethin'. No luck so far, but... still hopin'! You?

teethgrowback April 1 2010, 21:56:33 UTC

Hellos?

This is Toki!

I heard yous was a rocks and rolls star?

numanstan April 1 2010, 22:10:04 UTC

Yeah, I'm Vince Noir! Ever heard of me?

teethgrowback April 1 2010, 22:18:35 UTC

[ Pauses in thought. ]

No, I can'ts do say that I has, but I heards of the wonders of Mayfloods and that you is beings there.

[ Toki's curiosity is piqued and he obviously wants to know more. ]

What does it that you dos?

numanstan April 1 2010, 22:27:50 UTC

Wonders? Mate, sounds like you've been gettin' bad information. Mayfield's absolutely horrid-- even me livin' here ain't enough to redeem it!

I'm a singer. I play with lots of different bands, but mostly I just do gigs with my mate Howard.

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Don't mind me I can't resist dapperrainbows April 1 2010, 22:14:01 UTC

Hellooooooo?

Can anyone hear meeeee?

[There is a shuffling in the background.]

Alice! Is the phone working? I'm getting some of the straaangest signals!

HOLY CHRIST IT'S THE WARDEN! <3 numanstan April 1 2010, 22:18:22 UTC

Hello? Who's this?

8D I never use him anymore, this event makes me so happy. dapperrainbows April 1 2010, 23:03:22 UTC

This is Superjail, calling Mayfield!

I'm the Warden, and this is Jailbot, though you can't hear him! How are things on the 3D side?

YAY HAPPINESS~ numanstan April 2 2010, 01:14:47 UTC

3D side... Things're awful! I've been kidnapped and killed and there's no good hair products! And now I'm gettin' calls from other worlds!

... I've got some sweets now, though, so I'm alright. How's... Superjail?

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This entire journal is fantastic. xoperator April 2 2010, 00:45:39 UTC

What--Uh, hello?

[Long pause is long.]

Jay?

Thank you! numanstan April 2 2010, 01:05:14 UTC

Nah, mate, the name's Vince. Who're you?

Quite welcome! xoperator April 2 2010, 01:17:18 UTC

Wouldn't you
like to know
I cannot say

numanstan April 2 2010, 01:24:21 UTC

oh
why're we whisperin'
and talkin' all funny?

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