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Jul 10, 2010 18:47

[You know how best friends in every stoner movie ever have some pimped-out ride that's all painted to look like the Mystery Machine and shit? Yeah, Vince has one of those: The Booshmobile. It's basically this really shitty green van with monkey heads painted on it. And now it's the driveway.

BUT, Vince can't drive, irony of ironies, so he'll just be ( Read more... )

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crazyclownwoman July 10 2010, 23:00:41 UTC

[Someone is back in her costume.]

Vince?! What the heck is that?

[She doesn't care if it looks like you're sleeping]

numanstan July 10 2010, 23:05:22 UTC

[He looks over at her, propping himself up on his elbows.]

My van-- well, not really mine, more ours...

crazyclownwoman July 10 2010, 23:09:44 UTC

You and who else?

numanstan July 10 2010, 23:23:23 UTC

Me and Howard! It's our van from back home!

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numanstan July 10 2010, 23:27:50 UTC

Oi! This thing's a classic!

[A classic what, nobody knows.]

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numanstan July 11 2010, 00:09:34 UTC

Yeah, I was gettin' some sun.

[He turns over and frowns at him. bitch y u b insultin' his fly ride]

And I painted this van myself, if y'don't mind, so I won't be havin' y'insultin' it!

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toughestknd July 11 2010, 00:59:57 UTC

[WHAT.]

What the crud is that?!

numanstan July 11 2010, 01:02:21 UTC

It's my van!

Have y'got your drivin' license, Four?

[because obviously ten year olds can drive cars]

toughestknd July 11 2010, 01:05:51 UTC

Man! What kinda van is that? ...although if you ask me, the skulls are a good touch.

Uh... not me. Numbuh 2 usually does all the drivin'.

numanstan July 11 2010, 01:07:35 UTC

Isn't it brilliant? Painted 'em myself.

Well, y'can take it out whenever y'want to-- it's the family car, now!

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is_an_island July 11 2010, 01:31:47 UTC

[... a voice from below]

This thing is a monstrosity disguised as an eyesore disguised as an insult to most of humanity.

numanstan July 11 2010, 01:33:35 UTC

[not looking at you]

No, it's a van. Y'need to get your eyes checked out, mate.

is_an_island July 11 2010, 01:36:36 UTC

No, it's cleverly disguised as a van. To hide the fact that it's giving two fingers to most of the thinking world.

numanstan July 11 2010, 01:38:45 UTC

You're just jealous 'cause it's so brilliant and you'll never be able to drive it.

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ahoge_goddess July 11 2010, 14:21:22 UTC

[Prods it]

numanstan July 11 2010, 15:06:31 UTC

[It jumps back, startled!

No, wait, no it doesn't. It's a van. It just sits there.]

ahoge_goddess July 11 2010, 17:47:23 UTC

[She figured as much, it just looked weird]

Excuse me? Anyone here?

numanstan July 12 2010, 02:06:09 UTC

[He peers over the top.]

Hullo!

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