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[numanstan]

[Do you hear that scream, Mayfield

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[wristsniper]

Hair grows back.

[numanstan]

Not. Fast. Enough.

[wristsniper]

You would kill yourself just to get your hair back?

Though i doubt hair works quite that way.

[numanstan]

Yeah, I would. [no hesitation at all]

It might. That's why I'm askin'.

[weaponsparked]

[And what do normal people do when they hear a scream?

... they probably don't scream back. Like Sideswipe is doing.]

[numanstan]

[FUCK YEAH, SCREAMING CONTEST]

[weaponsparked]

[AAAAAAAH!]

[numanstan]

[MY GRIEF IS BIGGER THAN YOUR GRIEF]

[toughestknd]

[Wally got one look at whoever the heck this guy was, and ran right back upstairs.

And found a squirt gun. After a while, he's right back downstairs and kicks whatever door he has to open. Why? Because it's cooler that way.]

Alright, bub! You've got three seconds to tell me what you're doin' in here before I kick your adult butt right back outta here!

[numanstan]

[Do you even see how miserable he is right now?

Do you even see?]

Four, it's me. Vince.

[toughestknd]

[Confusion for half a second. And then, realization. He is pointing the squirt gun, uh-oh!]

Nice try! But Vince's got weird long hair, not whatever that is! You're just some other boring adult! Now tell me where he is! Don't make me use this!

[numanstan]

It is me, y'little prat. I got a... hair cut.

[braided_icarus]

....Hair. I guess, but...why?

[numanstan]

It's all gone!

[braided_icarus]

Your hair? So you would rather die and regenerate then wait for it to grow out again?

[numanstan]

Yes.

[iinchoucat]

I really hope you aren't suggesting what I think you are.

[numanstan]

I'm not!

... 'less you're thinkin' I'm suggestin' suicide. 'cause that's exactly what I'm suggestin'.

[iinchoucat]

[oh god vince you are going to kill her one day with your crazy]

Vince-san, you aren't going to grow hair if you kill yourself. Corpses don't grow hair. [well this is a bluff on her part - she never really read about the wonders of hair growth. BUT SHE IS ALMOST POSITIVE ON THIS AND DOESN'T WANT VINCE TO DIE BECAUSE OF HIS VANITY.]

[numanstan]

Yeah, but when I come back tomorrow, I'll be back to normal again! And normal means havin' hair!