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[numanstan]

[It's been a hard couple of months to be a Vince, man. Crazy Mayfield shit. Howard gone-- again. His daughter running off to join a band with some American hipster. All in all, not good times. So, what is a Vince to do to cheer himself up after these bad times? Commune with his motherfucking animal brethren, that's what!

The snow's gone, and 50

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[istheatmosphere]

Why are they jumping into the bucket? [Mokuren's a biologist and she's never seen that before.]

[numanstan]

'Cause they want to. Not my place to ask why, really.

[istheatmosphere]

Earthlings are stranger than I realised.

[numanstan]

Oh, you're an alien, then?

[convallariaceae]

[Yuuka was wondering what Vince may be up to, leaving the house looking all happy. So, using her new regain of flight, she hovered far over Vince's head...watching to see where he was off to.]

[...and came to find Vince speaking with fish. Yuuka quietly sets her feet on the ground behind the man, and simply watches for a long moment.]

Communing with fish, I see?

[numanstan]

Yeah. It's nice, talkin' to fish. They're really good listeners.

[/doesn't notice who it is...]

[convallariaceae]

Oh, really? Speaking with flowers is quite interesting as well.

Well, sometimes. However, most of the time they simply cry for water and sunlight and that they do not want to die.

[numanstan]

[... oh god it's her

slowly. turns around.]

... That's kinda... awful...

[cawcawroar]

Whoa! How did you get them to do that?

[numanstan]

I didn't do anythin'! They do it themselves.

[cawcawroar]

[Just gonna sit down next to you and peer into your bucket, bro.]

That's so cool! I wish fish would jump into a bucket whenever I wanted. I went fishing with my Sweat Lodge one time, but I didn't catch anything and then I accidentally got my hook stuck in my finger and it needed like ten million band-aids, but it was all okay because I got my fishing badge anyways.

[He takes a deep breath after finishing that AMAZINGLY AWESOME STORY, then quickly changes gears.]

...were you talking to them just now?

[numanstan]

Yep!

[THAT STORY WAS AMAZING HOMES]

/backdates

[perfectvoice]

[Dude, she can't help it if she needs to join a band, okay? The American hipster was just a bonus.

Also, stopping by the lake in the park and staring. What the hell are you doing, dad?]

Ah, Vince-san, I don't think that's how you fish...

/aw yeah best tagger ever

[numanstan]

[WHAT SO NOW ENGLISH HIPSTERS AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU

IS THAT IT]

It's how I fish.

/celebrates

[perfectvoice]

[NEVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

NEVER]

Ah...can I help?

[numanstan]

Y'wanna join me? They like pretty girls.

[Which... is why they're going into the bucket in the first place.]