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[numanstan]

[Being in Mayfield for over a year has given Vince a pretty good idea of what to except when certain days come along, and Mother's Day is one that especially sticks out in his memory. Mostly because of how fun Father's Day was after that, but Vince isn't planning on going through that all over again. Too awkward. Too messy. Too filled with doing

Comments

B

[is_an_island]

... You really ought to watch your weight with those things.

[numanstan]

Y'know I don't gain weight! I've got a fast metabolism or somethin'.

[is_an_island]

I'll hit you if you try to argue that the lettuce in hamburgers counts as enough vegetables for the day.

What are you doing here, anyway? Lose your way to your house again?

[numanstan]

Please, I don't just eat sweets. I eat vegetables too! [in the form of curry but details, details]

I'm buyin' stuff for Mother's Day!

C | I am terrible and couldn't help it ;3;

[convallariaceae]

[Oh goodness, Vince, it seems your lovely wife happened to take a trip to the store as well! It looks like she's purchasing various items pertaining to food preparation as well as gardening. There also appear to be a lot of odd cleaning chemicals in there.]

Oh, well, how nice running into you here. Just...what exactly are you purchasing, there?

terrible

[numanstan]

[DON'T KILL HIM HE HAS SO MUCH TO GIVE]

... Crayons.

[convallariaceae]

[Now now, murder is best performed in the privacy of her own home. It's more relaxing that way.]

Crayons? Aren't those the instruments children use to draw and color pictures? Don't ours seem a little old for that?

[numanstan]

[;A;]

They're for me. [GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT ohgoddon'thurthim]

A

[eldest_hatter]

[And here is Sophie working at the flower shop.]

Can I help you with anything?

[numanstan]

Which flower won't kill me?

[completely, utterly serious]

[eldest_hatter]

Kill you?

I can assure you that none of the flowers here are particularly deadly.

[numanstan]

Alright, let's say there's a person, and this person's got weird magic where they can make plants come alive. Out of all these [GESTURES BROADLY TO ALL THE FLOWERS] which one've I got the best chance against?

B

[iinchoucat]

[She was just walking by the store, when she noticed him snacking on the free samples. Um...]

Vince-san?

[Don't mind her, just looking at you like you have four heads. So nothing is new really]

[numanstan]

[more heads means more chances to wear hats]

Yeah, Tsubasa?

[iinchoucat]

Do you think eating all that is good for you?

[numanstan]

... Yes?

B

[tender_crook]

[Kurt is here in the vain hope he can find a loaf of bread that isn't about as yielding as Play-Dough inside and a terrifying color. He's just kind of side-eyeing Vince.]

[numanstan]

[omnomnomnomnom cookies]

[tender_crook]

[WHY VINCE YOU APPEAR TO BE DRESSED LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

WELL
A NON-MAYFIELD-EQUIPPED PERSON]

Are you going to actually buy any of those, or--

[numanstan]

[rhinestone cowboy hats

all the time]

Uh, yeah, eventually. It says they're free.

[actually, it says that on the empty plate on the other end of the counter, not on this particular one. details, details]