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[numb_boy]

It's Bring Your Child To Work Day.

This morning's exchange:

Baby-Loving-Co-Worker-and-Mother-of-One: Where are your kids?

(She knows I don't have any; and my staunch, "anti-child" perspective.)

Self: Probably in a dumpster behind some medical facility.

Comments

[abitterorange]

You could've spun that around into an awesome pick up line.

[numb_boy]

Probably, considering it got a laugh from both ladies who were there at the time.