I have traveled back in time to year 2004 A.D. to retrieve a film for review in the year 2006 A.D.:


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Why are we attracted to the rot?
Individuals the world over are hell-bent on bringing the rot to a halt.
Procreation.
The notion that what you create will also rot, but at a slower pace than you, by virtue of the way the body matures.
And that doesn't seem like much consolation.
And it isn't really an answer, either ( Read more... )

"Jon is thinking "The 12 Pains of Christmas" is the most brilliant holiday song ever written."

(I watched one other version, but it was from some Nickelodeon show I wasn't familiar with.)

FLM 216.03 Intro to Film -- 4 (A ( Read more... )

I can see why Christmas is a time where we look to live vicariously through quirky holiday comedies starring Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito.
A Christmas Story was wacky, but in a manner most could relate to...it was believably wacky ( Read more... )

Will be helping Lizzardo move into his Amish Nightmare on Saturday, November 18 ( Read more... )

...With Uwe Boll on vocals.

This actually sums it up better than anything I could possibly write:

"On[Darkness Falls], the mistake I made was that I was not willing to learn, and I thought I was the genius and everybody had to see what I saw... On this movie, my mindset was that I wanted to see what[producer Michael Bay] saw, and understand why he saw it that way and make it ( Read more... )

It seems as though I've lost my verve when it comes to making fresh, witty, autobiographical LiveJournal entries these days--I've always taken this thing a lot more seriously than most, so perhaps this is just a lazy lull before I go back to punching out depressing entries shrouded in a veil of gloom ( Read more... )

Due any day now from Amazon:

Edmond (directed by Stuart Gordon; screenplay by David Mamet; starring William H. Macy)
Masters of Horror: Imprint (more for MOH Season 1 completion than Miike fanfare)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2-disc "Ultimate Edition" released 9/26)
The Woods (Lucky McKee's sophomore effort)

Performance Analysis as of 10/5/06:

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