[MS] Somebody just shoot me, already...

[number_24]

Okay, I'm stuck in the body of one of Monarch's degenerates. I don't think I need to elaborate on how super-great this is... As of now, I have no freaking idea as to who has my body. I don't know if I should put my face on a milk carton or what... Though I hope to God that Brock is on top of things

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[industrial_pink]

Hiya, Pop! I was wondering where you went!

[locked to Pop]

Guess what? I saw a naked woman in person for the first time! Thought you'd like to know so you can tell me how grown up I'm getting or whatever.

[/locked]

[number_24]

Hank...

{lock}

I don't think that really counts so much if you are the woman.

{/lock}

[industrial_pink]

[lock]

Really? Aw, man! Right back at square one...

Why ya always gotta be the screen door on my submarine, Pop?

[/locked]

[cerealsmasher]

Hey, you got it pretty good compared to other people! Like myself! I mean look at me?! What the hell am I, an albino dinosaur?!

And could you do me a favor while your me and not pop pills? I've been clean for years and I don't want to start that again.

[number_24]

Oh, so... this is your corpse. Yeeeaaah, you did manage to take a step or two down the ladder.

I don't 'pop pills.' I have prescriptions for legitimate ailments. And I need them since my subconscious likes to plague me no matter what body I'm stuck in.

[dr_t_s_venture]

Oh I won't play with your precious toys, don't go and have a tizzy fit!

I won't do anything to your body either; The prostitutes I hire to get the job done are high class. And the drugs I do are mostly over the counter.

Dick Knubbler, by the way. I work for your ex-hubby.

[number_24]

Oh, you're that... one guy. Look, you better not try to steal my eyes for yourself.

And don't call him... that...

Wait... Prostitutes?

[magic_ears]

I was wondering why I felt....disgusting.

[peter_white]

You know doc, if the highlight of your week was visiting New Jersey I think someone did you a FAVOR.

[number_24]

Yeah, yeah... I agree with you. It's just, if I have to go there like this it will be all the more craptacular.

[number_24]

Pft. Yeah, that's all I need is to get a muffin-top and a couple saddle bags. That's 'teh sex.'

[number_24]

Oh, you can stuff it. I'd rather look thin than doughy, okay. And like you aren't a freaking bean-pole...