OOC: Bruno/Sabrina OTP, and flame wars in the comments

[numberonerival]

Comments

[popquizonberry]

Man, I got distracted for a while and THAT happens?

I don't want to know what's next... or maybe I want?

[numberonerival]

You want it. You definitely want it.

[popquizonberry]

Okay, Mister I-want-into-Red's-[favourite option here]. If you say so, I will gladly comply.

[numberonerival]

...

You know, you'd be a lot more attractive if you eased up a bit. Let your hair down, you know. Maybe then you'd get a man yourself.

[haspokemon]

Green.

..... I didn't think you'd...

.... nevermind.

[numberonerival]

........

It was a moment of weakness

[verdoyant]

or was it that you found Starmie's weakness

[numberonerival]

-

S-starmie found mine, okay

I hadn't eaten lunch, it wiggled its arms so enticingly a-and I couldn't resist

[lovesmythology]

...................

[numberonerival]

What?

[lovesmythology]

Why would you lick a Starmie?! That's totally... just weird.

[numberonerival]

...It's not something a normal trainer like you would understand.

[thinkswithfists]

...Green.

[numberonerival]

Don't pretend I haven't seen you with that Machamp of yours.

You know how it is.

[thinkswithfists]

...

Yes, we train --

[The single cog in Bruno's brain audiably clicks.]

...

GREEN.

[numberonerival]

What?

Aw, come on man, don't deny it. Everybody knows.

[flowerangela]

So I leave, and this is what happens. D:

Hmph.

[numberonerival]

Yeah, Sabrina and Bruno are pretty strange.

[flowerangela]

Nono, I was talking about YOU Green. I never knew you.. had that type of... fetish. Not that I mind or anything....

[numberonerival]

Hey, I'm not the one with a Tangela.