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numberoneson

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Oct 09, 2005 14:24

so i decided to put my vastly genius artistic skills to good use. i have made this drawing of myself and on it i have charted how much of my skin would be covered if all of my burns were moved to one place on my body. it's brilliant, of course.

( observe )

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sodamnangsty October 9 2005, 18:34:06 UTC

HAWT!

...you have burns?

numberoneson October 9 2005, 18:35:24 UTC

boy, do i ever!
....i forgot to do my tounge. damn.

danieltoadstool October 9 2005, 18:50:31 UTC

that sounds intense...nice drawing...

p.s. my friends LOVE your music...so don't be mad at me for making them listen.

numberoneson October 9 2005, 18:51:53 UTC

WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK?!?! WHICH ALBUM DID YOU PLAY FOR THEM BECAUSE IF IT WAS THE OLD ONE I'M GOING TO CHOP YOUR BREASTS OFF AND FEED THEM TO THE BLOODY DOG, ANATOLA!!!
love you.
p.s you bet i AM fucking mad!

danieltoadstool October 9 2005, 18:54:11 UTC

bull crap. i already told you, go on msn you cunty! and i doubt you'd get too far trying to chop off my breasts..cause they're pretty non-existant..is that the right word?...anyway..i doubt megan would be too impressed..so you better take that up with her

house_boi October 10 2005, 01:16:29 UTC

i like your attention to detail, ie your belt buckle is off to the side not centred. Please forgive my ignorance and forward nature, but is this a recent injury? I have visions of a thanksgiving dinner gone wrong and I feel compelled to bring you gifts.

numberoneson October 11 2005, 02:35:15 UTC

hahaha. no, i worked all thanksgiving. all the burns illustrated are the burns i've contracted over the past few years amalgamted into one big burn. mostly stupid things like steamed milk...cigarettes, car exhaust pipes, hot water bottles. not very exciting, i'm afraid.

house_boi October 11 2005, 20:46:27 UTC

"car exhaust pipes"

that kinda sounds interesting.

numberoneson October 12 2005, 17:30:13 UTC

you think? i guess...the burn itself was more interesting. nothing compared to bridgets bike accident, though.

romaqueen October 10 2005, 01:48:04 UTC

i thought you said you didnt wear bras...

numberoneson October 11 2005, 02:37:01 UTC

well, i must keep it pg-13 for livejournal alix, honestly.
and you remember correctly. i don't wear bras.

numberoneson October 11 2005, 02:37:55 UTC

...i also don't have cleavage. it's amazing what technology can do.

romaqueen October 11 2005, 02:49:42 UTC

too bad. i wanna see Carmens Br**sts.
there are you pg-13 happy?

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greenishglass October 11 2005, 18:32:20 UTC

Hey carmen I don't have a phone yet but we need to hang out for a few hours sometime this week, you have to see my new place... my new nook.
e-mail me?

numberoneson October 12 2005, 17:32:58 UTC

yes ma'am i can