7 STARS

[numberonestar]

So, there was a murder, was there

Comments

[emperor_llama]

Nobody thought it was you, weirdo.

[numberonestar]

Nobody asked you, ugly talking llama bastard.

[emperor_llama]

Look who's talking, midget with a hair color disorder!

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[numberonestar]

...What? Are you kidding me? Being a fucking ugly llama is way worse than being a midget with a hair color disorder!

[captain_six]

We have already identified a suspect, and he has been apprehended. If you actually kept up with the goings-on of the town, you would know this already.

[numberonestar]

...Tch. Like I have time to read every shitty post around here.

[captain_six]

The patrolman who informed the masses screamed it at the top of his lungs. You would have had to have been either comatose or deaf to miss it entirely.

[numberonestar]

Or somewhere else screaming something at the top of my lungs.

[sonofabat]

God, you must really be slow or something.

[numberonestar]

Tch, apparently you haven't been to any of my fights. You wanna learn to be a man, kid? Watch this man in action some time.

[sonofabat]

(Kid?!)

Thanks for the offer, but I'd rather take lessons from someone who isn't borderline retarded.

[numberonestar]

Suit yourself...but I'd watch me in action, first.

[ossesso]

I don't believe anyone ever even suspected you, Black☆Star. It would be far too obvious if you had.

[numberonestar]

Hya-ha, you're right!

[ossesso]

I'm not entirely sure that is something to be proud of.

[numberonestar]

If I murdered someone, I'd be sure to do it in a way where I'd really stand out!

[death_the_dad]

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[numberonestar]

What're you looking at?

[numberonestar]

Oh, I get it.

[numberonestar]

Here you go!