i-God : Repenting online

[numbskulled]

So bored. Cold outside. So I talked to an online God. With terrible grammar and sentence construction.


God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
hi handsome. wanna good time??
God:
Hi there ben dover. And very self-confident. OK, I will good time.
Me:
you want a good time?
God:
Give me a dozen.
Me:
really? how much will you pay me?
God:
For real. More than you might think.
Me:
awesome. so where do we start?
God:
I'm glad you liked it ben dover. Right on. All over the world.
Me:
hot. so what are you wearing?
God:
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me. Groovy. A white robe.
Me:
you dont wanna know what im wearing?
God:
Yes, please tell me.
Me:
NOTHING :)
God:
:-) Not a thing?
Me:
nope. not a thing.
God:
Me either.
Me:
i thought you were wearing a white robe?
God:
No I do not have any clothes.
Me:
so uhmm...god. Back to the two of us not wearing clothes.
God:
Uh. Are you a student? GOD rules. Yes, let us get back to uhmm.
Me:
no. im not a student
God:
Are you serious? Do you work?
Me:
yeah
God:
Yay.
Me:
gay.
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
hahaha
God:
Tell me more about your body.

Thats when I had to end the conversation.
If you wanna talk to God: http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Robot God is a total Ho.

On a seperate note, I just got a family portrait from my friend rock da mullet. Picture perfectly cute. AWWWW *cuddles* I miss eD.