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nummymuffin

Match Misadventures, Revisited

Jul 01, 2007 00:54

So, for those of you who remember the previous adventure (which I will link later), my poor friend has met another loser on Match. This time, he violated the No Mike rule which I try to get her to enforce, but she rather fairly gave him a shot anyway because he wasn't an Aries ( Read more... )

match, dumbass, date, eharmony

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nummymuffin July 1 2007, 21:31:24 UTC

*bump*

His reply has been added. ;)

onexbyxone July 1 2007, 18:01:49 UTC

She needs to walk away from these match places anyway. I mean, really.

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nummymuffin July 1 2007, 18:43:14 UTC

Those eHarmony commercials disturb me.

Have you ever noticed that the matches they make look strikingly similar to one another? It sort of strikes me as a whole weird Noah's Ark thing. Let's pair two of the same animal together so they can go on and breed and breed and breed...

Honestly, some of them look so similar they could be related.

Let's not get into the whole "must not mix the races" vibe they give off.

nummymuffin July 1 2007, 18:41:34 UTC

Haha! Seriously, guys like this who won't accept NO for an answer really make things super fun. I smelled badness when she said his name was Mike. You know all about my NO MIKE rule. THIS is why.

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Re: His Reply nummymuffin July 2 2007, 09:21:49 UTC

Haha, basically! Her initial email was so nice and respectful and all of that, but he had to get nutty and push the issue. By the way, I never mentioned it but she basically was in contact with him for all of SIX DAYS.

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Re: Clean-up on aisle pathetic nummymuffin July 2 2007, 09:25:34 UTC

Hell yeah! And really, I'd love to be surrounded by cats. I'll be like that old lady in The Uncanny but without the gorgeous mansion.

Jolly Good! animal_lover813 July 15 2007, 04:28:37 UTC

Well happy horseshit! What a schmuck. He has 2 degrees but happily chose to work in a supermarket. Yeah-huh? It's no wonder someone hasn't snatched him up already. Hot damn! P.S. I get more love from my fuzzies than any grubby kid I know. I'm already getting the, "Oh but children are wonderful...they change your life in so many ways." Indeed, they make you rue the day they were spawned.

Re: Jolly Good! nummymuffin July 15 2007, 08:57:04 UTC

Hahaha! Yeah, basically everything you said. And yeah, that pissed me off, this guy implying that cats are somehow inferior to humans? No fuckin' way! Keiffer would totally claw his face off for that.