Form Letters: The Ultimate Turn-Off

[nummymuffin]

My friend sent me a terrible form letter some guy sent to her on Match.  It was as follows:

Subject: You are closer than you think

Comments

[cthonus]

It's the same people who spam sites with ASL? requests rather than bother to check your profile to see which continent you purport to come from.

Last person who sent me an 'Age?' as a greeting message got 'Edwardian' as a response.

Actually the funniest thing was a Viagra spam with the subject 'Heave over your loved one'. Given what heaving means over here it was amusingly disgusting.