Oh dear god help me. I am laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. My cat came up to my desk and is now laying half on my keyboard because he thinks I am crying and he is attentive like that. Oh HELP. HE RESPONDED.

(Updated!)

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Let me get this out of the way: my poor, poor friend has terrible luck on Match.com.

That said, I bring you one of her newest unsuitable suitors.


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Some of these needed a whole lot of work, as in getting rid of giant seams that ran down the middle of the images, creating new, matching parts of the image around a large portion of the edges so that there wouldn't be black bars, drawing in wings and feet that weren't there previously, tedious, manual things of that nature.  Anyway, these images ( Read more... )

Perhaps I shouldn't have checked eHarmony the other day because now I got two matches in my mail. I'm being merciful and closing these connections so they don't hang on, thinking I'm interested or anything. Something in one of the profiles struck me funny though:

The last book Karl read and enjoyed:

• Conversations with God. It's about a ( Read more... )