The great dress fiasco [1/1]
Title: The great dress fiasco [1/1]
Pairing: BangHim and Jonghyun/Daeup
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Language
Summary: B.A.P. fall victim to something that most idols experience... forced cross-dressing - much to some member's amusement
There comes a time in every boyband’s life span when at least one of the members has to dress as a girl. Unfortunately for B.A.P. it comes not long after they debut. ‘I don’t fucking believe this’ Hisses Jongup, looking down at the patchwork green dress the stylist forced him into. The make-up artist working on Junhong beside him tuts and he quickly blushes. Yongguk throws an unopened crisp packet at his head and it bounces off his curly wig. ‘Yah, watch your language’ The eldest hisses, ignoring the fact that he’s usually the first to curse.
Youngjae dawdles over and leans a hand against the back of Jongup’s chair. ‘It could be worse’ A wide smile stretches across his face and Jongup follows his line of vision to where Himchan is tugging the ruffled skirt of his short pink dress. A realistic curly wig is held into place by a pink bow and with all the make-up the noonas applied, he makes quite a convincing girl. Himchan is horrified. Everyone assumes Yongguk can’t take his eyes off the second in command because he looks so different.
Junhong on the other hand is quite pleased with his dress and can barely sit still. ‘Hey Yongguk-Hyung’ He frowns when he notices the other isn’t paying attention. ‘Hyung~ Yongguk Hyung~’ He whines, fingers drumming on the make-up counter. The leader glances at him, cheeks flushed and eyebrows raised. Junhong settles down a little. ‘I should have been a spy, right? I can totally pull of this disguise’ The make-up noona laughs and pinches his nose to get him to sit still. Yongguk smiles at her thankful and looks back to where Himchan is pouting in the mirror. ‘Why am I so beautiful?’ The former ulzzang whimpers pathetically. Yongguk hides his smile behind his hand.
Youngjae leans over slightly to Junhong as the noona steps back, trying to decide which shade of blue would best compliment his dress. Junhong glances up, eyebrows knitting in confusion and Jongup casts them a curious look. ‘You know’ Youngjae whispers leaning close so the other two boys can hear him. He keeps his voice low but it still carries over the suddenly quiet dressing room. ‘You should borrow that outfit and infiltrate EXO’s dorm and -’
‘No. No way. Absolutely not’ Yongguk’s voice bounces off the walls. He glares at the three youngest, eyes narrowed and his face set to bad-ass. Jongup shrinks back and preens at his wig, eyes flickering from Himchan to the 6th member who has been sat silently on the couch throughout the whole ordeal. Junhong nods and looks forward as the noona finally decides which blue to use ( a washed-out violet). Youngjae pouts and turns towards their leader. ‘But Hyung! It’s better than any of Himchan-Hyung’s ideas!’ He stomps his feet like a child and the leader points a finger at him. ‘Yah - You wanna wear a dress too.. I bet we could find a nice yellow one for you’ Youngjae shakes his head, hands raised in defence and backs up. Anything but that. ‘No, it’s ok Hyung’ He sulks as he makes his way over to sit beside Daehyun.
Chief Kang comes in a few minutes later - just as the Noonas are putting the last touches to Himchan and Jongup’s makeup. ‘Guys, they’re ready for you now’ The stylists busy themselves with cleaning up, whilst the make-up noona takes her emergency kit and readies herself off stage for any touch ups. Yongguk ushers the two most troublesome members out the door first. Youngjae grasps at Junhong’s hand and drags him along the corridor. The others laugh as the vocalist announces to the entire building that he has the prettiest girlfriend in the world.
Yongguk steps aside to let Himchan pass, a sly smile on his lips as he bends at the waist. ‘Ladies first’ He chuckles. Himchan growls, skirt swishing around him as he stomps passed and the leader reaches out to playfully spank his ass. They stop simultaneously, cheeks turning red. Yongguk doesn’t pull his hand away at first and he looks a little surprised as he lifts the skirt of Himchan’s dress. ‘What are these? Frilly panties’ His grin turns wolfish and Himchan slaps his hands away with a low growl making some of the nearby staff jump in surprise. ‘Yah Bang Yongguk, what sort of a pervert are you?’ He hisses, hands smoothing down the skirt and holding it in place. ‘And for you information, they’re hot pants. Noona gave me them’ He stomps away, head held high and curls bouncing. Yongguk laughs and chases after the other.
‘I’m going to die’ Murmurs Jongup as he watches the other members rush off. Chief Kang steps out of the room, shouting for the others to wait up. Jongup jumps as a warm hand curls around his wrist and he grasps at his chest as he comes face to face with Daehyun. ‘You scared me’ He murmurs, breathing hard. Daehyun stares blankly for a few moments and it creeps Jongup out. He clears his throat and tries to step back but the elder boy follows him. First one step, then two. He glances around and tugs at the mask covering his chin, eyes suddenly bright and alive. There’s a playful shine to them and Jongup forgets what it is to breathe. ‘It’s not so bad’ Smiles the elder boy and he presses his lips to Jongup’s powder pink cheek. ‘I think you look cute’ He smiles widely, so wide that it reaches from ear to ear and Jongup lets out a surprised squeak. He’s never seen the other boy so happy before. Daehyun replaces his mask, eyes suddenly blank again and tugs Jongup out of the room to find the others.
Pairing: BangHim and Jonghyun/Daeup
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Language
Summary: B.A.P. fall victim to something that most idols experience... forced cross-dressing - much to some member's amusement
There comes a time in every boyband’s life span when at least one of the members has to dress as a girl. Unfortunately for B.A.P. it comes not long after they debut. ‘I don’t fucking believe this’ Hisses Jongup, looking down at the patchwork green dress the stylist forced him into. The make-up artist working on Junhong beside him tuts and he quickly blushes. Yongguk throws an unopened crisp packet at his head and it bounces off his curly wig. ‘Yah, watch your language’ The eldest hisses, ignoring the fact that he’s usually the first to curse.
Youngjae dawdles over and leans a hand against the back of Jongup’s chair. ‘It could be worse’ A wide smile stretches across his face and Jongup follows his line of vision to where Himchan is tugging the ruffled skirt of his short pink dress. A realistic curly wig is held into place by a pink bow and with all the make-up the noonas applied, he makes quite a convincing girl. Himchan is horrified. Everyone assumes Yongguk can’t take his eyes off the second in command because he looks so different.
Junhong on the other hand is quite pleased with his dress and can barely sit still. ‘Hey Yongguk-Hyung’ He frowns when he notices the other isn’t paying attention. ‘Hyung~ Yongguk Hyung~’ He whines, fingers drumming on the make-up counter. The leader glances at him, cheeks flushed and eyebrows raised. Junhong settles down a little. ‘I should have been a spy, right? I can totally pull of this disguise’ The make-up noona laughs and pinches his nose to get him to sit still. Yongguk smiles at her thankful and looks back to where Himchan is pouting in the mirror. ‘Why am I so beautiful?’ The former ulzzang whimpers pathetically. Yongguk hides his smile behind his hand.
Youngjae leans over slightly to Junhong as the noona steps back, trying to decide which shade of blue would best compliment his dress. Junhong glances up, eyebrows knitting in confusion and Jongup casts them a curious look. ‘You know’ Youngjae whispers leaning close so the other two boys can hear him. He keeps his voice low but it still carries over the suddenly quiet dressing room. ‘You should borrow that outfit and infiltrate EXO’s dorm and -’
‘No. No way. Absolutely not’ Yongguk’s voice bounces off the walls. He glares at the three youngest, eyes narrowed and his face set to bad-ass. Jongup shrinks back and preens at his wig, eyes flickering from Himchan to the 6th member who has been sat silently on the couch throughout the whole ordeal. Junhong nods and looks forward as the noona finally decides which blue to use ( a washed-out violet). Youngjae pouts and turns towards their leader. ‘But Hyung! It’s better than any of Himchan-Hyung’s ideas!’ He stomps his feet like a child and the leader points a finger at him. ‘Yah - You wanna wear a dress too.. I bet we could find a nice yellow one for you’ Youngjae shakes his head, hands raised in defence and backs up. Anything but that. ‘No, it’s ok Hyung’ He sulks as he makes his way over to sit beside Daehyun.
Chief Kang comes in a few minutes later - just as the Noonas are putting the last touches to Himchan and Jongup’s makeup. ‘Guys, they’re ready for you now’ The stylists busy themselves with cleaning up, whilst the make-up noona takes her emergency kit and readies herself off stage for any touch ups. Yongguk ushers the two most troublesome members out the door first. Youngjae grasps at Junhong’s hand and drags him along the corridor. The others laugh as the vocalist announces to the entire building that he has the prettiest girlfriend in the world.
Yongguk steps aside to let Himchan pass, a sly smile on his lips as he bends at the waist. ‘Ladies first’ He chuckles. Himchan growls, skirt swishing around him as he stomps passed and the leader reaches out to playfully spank his ass. They stop simultaneously, cheeks turning red. Yongguk doesn’t pull his hand away at first and he looks a little surprised as he lifts the skirt of Himchan’s dress. ‘What are these? Frilly panties’ His grin turns wolfish and Himchan slaps his hands away with a low growl making some of the nearby staff jump in surprise. ‘Yah Bang Yongguk, what sort of a pervert are you?’ He hisses, hands smoothing down the skirt and holding it in place. ‘And for you information, they’re hot pants. Noona gave me them’ He stomps away, head held high and curls bouncing. Yongguk laughs and chases after the other.
‘I’m going to die’ Murmurs Jongup as he watches the other members rush off. Chief Kang steps out of the room, shouting for the others to wait up. Jongup jumps as a warm hand curls around his wrist and he grasps at his chest as he comes face to face with Daehyun. ‘You scared me’ He murmurs, breathing hard. Daehyun stares blankly for a few moments and it creeps Jongup out. He clears his throat and tries to step back but the elder boy follows him. First one step, then two. He glances around and tugs at the mask covering his chin, eyes suddenly bright and alive. There’s a playful shine to them and Jongup forgets what it is to breathe. ‘It’s not so bad’ Smiles the elder boy and he presses his lips to Jongup’s powder pink cheek. ‘I think you look cute’ He smiles widely, so wide that it reaches from ear to ear and Jongup lets out a surprised squeak. He’s never seen the other boy so happy before. Daehyun replaces his mask, eyes suddenly blank again and tugs Jongup out of the room to find the others.