The ultimate tea and coffee shop

[nunfetishist]

Proposal:

• In the Northern Quarter.
• Opens at 7 am, closes at midnight.
• Old library décor, with leather-topped tables, leather chairs, bookshelves on walls.
• Air conditioning, set at 19°C.  People who touch this gets their hands chopped off.
• Free WiFi. Devices with an Apple MAC address get throttled.

Comments

[gwendraith]

Don't forget the cake!

[kjaneway]

Also, at a minimum, good bread and bacon together in sandwiches.

But, also, perhaps... soup?

[anonymous]

Don't forget actual bathrooms

[jojomojo]

I perhaps foolishly assumed there would be clothes between the two. :)

[gerald_duck]

There would.

Except in the… other room.

[gerald_duck]

No smoothies?

I vote for noon-to-2am opening hours. (-8

[nunfetishist]

This is not a list of the only things it will have. Otherwise, it would have no electricity or floor. :)