Stop me if you've heard this one....

[nunsandlolipops]

So this guy comes home and walks through the door holding a duck underneath his arm and says, "This is the pig I was telling you about." His wife says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck." The guy says, "I was talking to the duck."

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[nunsandlolipops]

Actually......it's hilarious.

:)