Clearly the economy is worse than I thought.

[nuos]

Someone just stole my laundry. Yes, my laundry. They opened the dryer in the laundry room while it was running and took all my towels (but left my clothes). I didn't realize it had gotten that bad yet.

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[cirruspaxton]

I wish you would have used fabric softener.

[demonofelru]

Epic post

[nuos]

Well, I use a dryer sheet... but you already knew that, seeing as it was missing too.

[demonofelru]

That super sucks, but I can't help but laugh at the thought of someone bothering to do this. It's pretty sad...

[nuos]

So, you've been through some financially rough times lately: tell me; how much worse would it have needed to be for you to steal (and presumably USE) a complete stranger's bath towels? Makes me feel gross just thinking about it...

[demonofelru]

Those towels were all up in your ballsack, and now they'll be on someone else's face. Fascinating...

Maybe you have a stalker, and he/she is making a Greggdoll out of your laundry.

Gross!

[lizwalmart]

Now I won't be able to eat for a week.

[inletsscooter]

Очень понравился ваш ЖЖ, я вас зафренжу и было бы круто если бы вы ответили взаимно;)

[nuos]

Hey there, thanks for your interest! Sorry, I'd respond po-Ruski, but I haven't spoken it in so long I'd probably embarrass myself :) I'll be sure to check out your ЖЖ as well, maybe it'll help me practice my Russian reading skills a bit :p