And Then The Bar On The Corner Was Out Of Bloody Mary Fixings: A Small But Significant Tragedy.

Jun 04, 2007 12:38

I felt guilty about arriving so late. I had set out to arrive early but the trains take their sweet time on sleepy Sunday mornings. By the time I tied my apron and donned my hair net it was at least ten after six. Amy, the team leader, put me to work making peanut butter and jelly. On a normal Sunday morning I make 75 sandwiches between 6:00 ( Read more... )

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on_your_trip June 4 2007, 17:25:15 UTC
"I fished 85 cents in change out of the bottom of my purse, dropped it into my empty coffee cup, and split."

I totally read this as "and SPIT." Maybe I sould wear my glasses at the computer - maybe not. I like the adventure.

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SPIT! nursedoa June 4 2007, 20:07:03 UTC
Right in her piggish little eye, which took skill because she wouldn't look at me!

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Re: SPIT! on_your_trip June 4 2007, 20:57:12 UTC
I was picturing you dropping change into the empty coffee cup, then spitting on it right rowdy-like.

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exhaustedceleb June 5 2007, 14:48:27 UTC
When I was growing up, my Momma used to make me pull weeds. That sort of work will wear you out but good.

That's why I don't feel so bad about living in my Momma's basement with my wife Naomi. My two teenage kids used to live with us in Momma's house too. Then one day they mysteriously vanished. I think they said something about going to basketball camp with a Chuck Cunningham or something.

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The only way to keep from goin' crazy in this house is to stay half lit. nursedoa June 5 2007, 14:56:21 UTC
I tell ya, a guy selling brains could clean up in this family.

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