hahaha michael jackson's in jail...and bails set at 3 millon...hahhahahaha

hahaha michael jacksons crusty ass is at it again...another allegation from a boy..and now he has an arrest warrant...fucking nasty bastard...they searched his house and shit but wouldnt disclose what they found...he's in las vegas now...and i think theyre searching for him...

i'm just happy he's gonna be arrested

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i want to sing ( its my life )

my god..i almost had a heart attack...my dad called and was talking to my mom about someone chopping all the trees and bushes in the backyard down..and i was like 'what!? they cut everything down!' (the house back in jersey) and she said yeah...so i'm sitting here thinking who the FUCK would fuck up that backyard...it was the most awesome ( Read more... )

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went to the mall with barbara...i saw all 3 ft of it...mahaha...we went to the movies after that...to see runaway jury..fucking AWESOME movie...i <3 john cusack..go see it...talked to matt at the theater..wouldnt give me free food tho :p ( Read more... )

i hate how almost all famous girls have stupid little dogs they carry around
E V E R Y W H E R E
and dress them up and shit....

give me a break...
get a big dog if you're that rich

me and ma dukes- hittin up tampa today...
yeah thats right

i want to move to LA
who's coming?

i remember talking to this AWESOME 43 yr old lady at the bar last night...

i remember she said 'get yer goat smelling white ass out here' to some girl

that was the funniest thing ive heard in a long ass time

she also said that her son had asked her if for a million dollars she would eat box

she said 'if i could pick it and clean it, fuck yeah'

...this entry right here...that is being written on the fucking floor...of my fucking bathroom...after i just threw up EVERYTHING in my fucking body...is gonna be a reminder for me not to ever EVER get drunk again...

purple hooter = DEVIL

find yer month and cross off everything that doesnt describe you..

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