so my dads here...he looks so different..i thought it was just cause i havent seen him for a while...but then i realized he dyed his little sideburns..hahaha...i wanted to go out on the boat but he doesnt have the trailer hitch thingy on the back of the car...so get this...he's getting a dodge dakota...yeah thats right..my dads gonna drive a truck ( Read more... )

i'll think i'll make more peanut butter cookies

{1.} What is the first person you ever made out with's middle name? - uhh i never knew ( Read more... )

ron...is the biggest fucking idiot i have ever known...jenni called me...he called her up and told me that he has 4 days off for thanksgiving and is taking 2 extra days to come down here to see me...wont this fucking guy get the point!? and isnt it common sense to even double check with someone you wanted to visit to see if the dates were alright? ( Read more... )

mother fucker...i just fetched my moms cell phone out of the washing machine...i forgot i put it in there and now its all water logged and wont work...i feel like such a smacked ass ( Read more... )

ANGER ( Read more... )

It was Christmas Eve babe ( Read more... )

so last night i went to gabbys with barbera (am i spelling that right) i'm just gonna go back to calling her murphy..hehe..murphys the shit...so i really didnt want to get drunk do i was milking a beer...then i got thirsty and had another one...then i had a hankering for a marguerita...so i had one...then murph asked if i wanted another...and i did ( Read more... )

i'm tired, and cranky, and sobering up...tonight was just crazy ( Read more... )

its halloween...and its 84 degrees out

florida's weird