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[nut_meg205]

Kate dear, you inspired me to write a haiku.

Nonetheless, it was while Blair was away to the bathroom during our online chat.

Thus I tribute it to her.

Blair said nature called
Now she is URINATING
Going, going, and then flush.

(gosh i hope i got the syllable pattern right)

Comments

[muted_absence]

Have I! Glad I could!
It's five-seven-five.
♥

[muted_absence]

And tell Blair I say hello.
♥

[tocz]

that haiku's so gross.
why do you think i want to
read about pissing?

haha! :|
[that's a sarcasm face because my haiku wasn't funny]

[nut_meg205]

Maybe its coz your mom
Dropped you on your head ages ago
Or coz you're silly

But maybe I'm wrong
Maybe you have a fetish
For bodily fluid.

:-D theres your haikued response.

[tocz]

pwned. :D

[mochajoy13]

If you take out the "and then" before "flush," it's a haiku. And I like it better that way anyway.

Um...

Megan's brilliance shines
Suns, stars, and moons dim beside
Her crude poetry.

[nut_meg205]

Kate is such a babe.
And then I found ten dollars.
O! Lunch time classic.

[nut_meg205]

oh wow. i totally thought that was kates thread. ill re write one for emily....gimme a few...

[nut_meg205]

Em. She with the hair.
Known for brilliance in writing.
Lewy's young lover.

[bassbabe27]

Stop talking about my bodily functions!!!! They are my business!!!!

[nut_meg205]

and for you, mdear...

You left me hanging
Not without toilet paper
But bored on I.M.

[nut_meg205]

Its a haiku war. its on....
Megan (8:17:20 PM): i left you 2 more haikus
hahaha
Blair(8:17:27 PM): you suck
Megan(8:17:33 PM): one on urs and one on mine
Blair (8:17:42 PM): wait, let me express it in haiku
Megan (8:17:44 PM): they are CLASSY
Megan (8:17:45 PM): ahhaha
Blair (8:18:56 PM): The world is dying... from all of your suckiness... Mass suicide now
Megan(8:19:12 PM): My haikus kick ass.....you try so hard but you are...So incompetent
Megan (8:19:29 PM): LMAO
Blair (8:19:52 PM): wow
Blair (8:19:56 PM): you win
Megan (8:19:58 PM): hahaha
Megan(8:20:04 PM): i love this game!!!
Blair(8:21:16 PM): Megan writes haikus... that kick all haikus asses... the game is over
Megan (8:23:09 PM): O! Don't stop my world...I turn to the power of....emo kids who cry
Blair (8:24:15 PM): Megan is silly... she thinks that she is clever... but haikus don't rhyme
Megan (8:24:55 PM): As fun as this is....It truely makes me seem lame....but its fun! (Who cares?)