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nutcup

coffee

Feb 26, 2004 11:47

Man does it really help me take a good shit. Its almost like an electrical switch to my bowels. A couple cups of that stuff, fresh brewed, with its fine aroma, and pleasant taste... Half an hour later I'm grasping the rim of the pot with my hands, as so I dont launch through the ceiling as an intercontinental shit missile :D ( Read more... )

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sausage_boy February 28 2004, 03:34:17 UTC

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HEHE nutcup February 29 2004, 06:11:00 UTC

I LIKE IT

Re: HEHE sausage_boy March 1 2004, 17:27:29 UTC

freeeeeeeak :)

Re: HEHE mups March 3 2004, 21:25:39 UTC

eats all of your clothes*

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rollercoaster... of gay. rollercoaster... a OH OH OH sausage_boy March 4 2004, 00:10:06 UTC

me: radiantly gay
this man:

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Re: rollercoaster... of gay. rollercoaster... a OH OH OH nutcup March 4 2004, 00:23:08 UTC

Well sausage nuts, your love is like.. a gigantic black beefstick.. I WANNA RIDE
I think you have some sort of subconcious feelings for that extremely flaming man. B/c you seem to rely on posting him when it comes down to nitty gritty, friend.

Re: rollercoaster... of gay. rollercoaster... a OH OH OH sausage_boy March 4 2004, 00:27:15 UTC

my dear child, when i comes down to the nitty gritty... can you get any gayer? i don't think so.

Re: rollercoaster... of gay. rollercoaster... a OH OH OH nutcup March 4 2004, 00:42:13 UTC

oh, I could think of a few things buddy, but I really want to save the eyes of other people who may wander into this shitpit of a journal and see it, so I wont post anything. Perhaps I should cook up a little something for yours? HEHE.. oo

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Re: rollercoaster... of gay. rollercoaster... a OH OH OH sausage_boy March 19 2004, 22:20:51 UTC

See, it's all this talk about shit and ass that's so annoying. Or is that endearing? Fuck, I always get those two confused. All I know is that every time you mention plunging into my hairy man-flanks I pitch a pole bigger than an REI tent and my little rice rocket tries in vain to gain access to your fudge covered onramp. Oh shit, I just downshifted and threw a rod :/
<3 your albino steed

Re: rollercoaster... of gay. rollercoaster... a OH OH OH nutcup March 19 2004, 22:28:42 UTC

That was very colorful, and somewhat mouth watering, you crazy lyrical shitbanger. Not all of it is about shit ofcourse, sometimes we rely on sneaky intelligent sarcasm to completely fuck with someones mind, as to make them think "hmm, that guy was just talking about human shit, and now he's telling me how to set the timing in a 305 chevy smallcock engine"

doctor_giggles April 7 2004, 20:18:24 UTC

Very nice! I think you're definitely weirdfolks material.

goodjob teensieweensie August 13 2004, 09:03:31 UTC

you are quite the scout for your club there!
here is another sample you might find interesting for your weirdshit gang..... this is some funny reading, and you might laugh too. It was also a lot of fun to create :D
http://www.livejournal.com/users/dopple/111512.html

Re: goodjob doctor_giggles August 13 2004, 20:38:30 UTC

Actually, I believe that was posted to the community back then.

sausage_boy February 2 2006, 09:01:18 UTC

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