Dear Catastrophe Waitress

[nutella_is_life]

Holy freaking crap. Ok I knew that if I was going to take a job as a waitress I was going to get hit on and crap, but this is just insane. Even if I got 91 dollars in tips the other night, I'm not sure this job is worth it. Here are a few things that were said to me today

Comments

[rodsmind]

Oh My Gosh, Leesa. I'm so sorry. Next time, call me! You know Vinney and I would come there and SASS their ASSes up!

No joke.

[aziantrojan2007]

'das some truth.

i like Jenny's idea too

[jennyswoop]

Umm Leesa, hate to remind you, but there's no need to pull a Jan Brady. Just tell them your girlfriend goes to UC Davis, doesn't have a job right now because she's focusing on her studies, and completely satisfies you in bed. Then tell them you don't need a real man because you don't swing that way. I bet that would stop them.

[aziantrojan2007]

although that could bring you into the picture. two hot girls. one horny guy. unemployment + the employed = role playing galore.

[nutella_is_life]

Yeah and then some horny lesbians will come in and sexually harrass me. Actually that wouldn't be so bad.

[ishkabo]

Looks like you are discovering all sorts of things you didn't know about yourself.

[supastar1]

leesa-
i worked at chillis.... GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN. seriously. im still scared.

[hippylovnforyou]

picking your nose, scratching your ass, making nasty ass faces and casually pulling on your bra thus making your boobs sway to and fro (like an old woman's, not sexy) are all very effective ways to get menfolks to stop staring. they're all tried and true for me! except the boob one but it sounds like it would be a success, n'est pas??!

[hyperthymesmest]

"Are those tits real?"

"nope, you're imagining them... you should probably see someone about that..."