I started watching the first ever Scream Awards on Spike TV tonight. There's something half way refreshing about an anti-prestige awards show like this. The whole thing sells itself on hot chicks giving out trophies for comics and blood. Rosario Dawson, Marley Shelton and Rose McGowan hosted--a lot of geeks fantasize about Hollywood-pretty girls ( Read more... )

SAW IV!!!!

(This post and its contents are the intellectual property and copyright of Mark Palermo.)

[Edit: Mere hours after posting this, another movie conveniantly titled SAW IV was announced on IMDb's news page. I will be contacting my lawyer.]

Alex and Lisa got married yesterday. I saw it happen myself. Hardcore.

There were miniature pumpkins around. I took one home, so I can give it to a trick-or-treater on Halloween. I wonder how he/she would react. It's gotta be better than Charlie Brown getting rocks.

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Some new reviews posted:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/author-6104/

I'll get more up when I have a chance.

Is that they make SAW VS. HARRY POTTER. That way we can be done with both of these series, and the resulting movie would be substantially better.

They would be better if it wasn't for that super tall dancing guy in a yellow shirt. He's at every show and makes it hard to see. I think he's Belgian.

are suspicious. It's always bragging disguised as self-pity. But they can be pretty funny too. My friend on MySpace just put out a bulletin that said if he was alive in the medieval days his name would be Sir Fuck A Lot. My sense of humour appreciates anyone who would post a bulletin to announce that ( Read more... )

The last entry in my overdue project of watching every movie John Hughes directed in order, CURLY SUE is also the only one I hadn't seen before. Warmer and less crass than its reputed to be, the film is mainly hindered by its attempts at overdone slapstick, cashing-in on the previous year's Hughes-penned monster HOME ALONE. But there's a 1930s ( Read more... )

Something has always bugged me about THE INCREDIBLES, a movie I basically like, that I've tried to articulate a number of times. I just ran across this webpage where the author does a very good job of expressing that discomfort. It's long, so just search the word "incredibles" and read from there ( Read more... )