I just cannot make this stuff up

[nuttersled]

Things I never thought I needed, but am so happy to have found:

http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.1948

Comments

[soymlk]

Did you see the Lovely Cable Turtle Smart Wrap?

[fireyice]

Ohh, I've always wanted one of those!

though really, you have an "electronic fat reducing sauna pants" tag?

[soymlk]

You can wear them to a rave.

But you would have to bring your own 220V generator. This way you will get a full body workout from dancing and carrying the generator. Just watch out for people tripping on the cord.