Pornologic Studies

[nuttycrunch]

Yesterday, one of my darling students asked me:  "Do you have to go to college to be a porn star?"

What do you suppose your major would have to be?

Comments

[fountainal]

Gymnastics?

[blubberfatality]

Theater?

My advice:

[phoenixredux]

Drama, business, law, cosmotology, video production (for the love of god, take video production! sheesh!), massage, Creative Writing, Design, Carpentry, and Art. Oh, and photography, so you can learn about lighting. Porn can go from sexy to icky in, like, 3500 lux

Re: My advice:

[nuttycrunch]

Excellent advice. I appreciate the thought you put into this! It makes me wish I'd given him an answer instead of ignoring the question and later telling him that the only porn star I ever knew killed herself....

[thefreak]

Yes. Go to UC Santa Barabara. It's a party school and only and hour or two away from the Valley...porn capital of the US.

I recommend studying business or economics. It's easy, lots of studly jocks take it, and it'll help you compete with other pornabees.

[nuttycrunch]

Aw, my friends are so helpful! Unfortunately, I probably shouldn't pass on any of this advice to my student until he is at LEAST 18!