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Sep 26, 2006 13:42

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/09/26/killer.teddy.ap/index.html

So, why are people suddenly all aflutter that this bear is killing fish?

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dittrich September 26 2006, 19:12:46 UTC
They're running out of things to ban on airplanes? This gives them an excuse to ban the obviously terrorist weapon, teddy bears.

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nuzzybear September 26 2006, 21:12:18 UTC
(nuzzybear leans back and imagines all the crying children whose bears are ripped to shreds in customs...)

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dittrich September 26 2006, 21:25:21 UTC
Isn't it worth sitting on an airplane for several hours with a bunch of screaming children if it makes us safer?

(dittrich imagines the above...then he imagines how drunk he'd have to get to endure that without snapping...)

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dittrich December 31 2006, 03:35:45 UTC
We had a crisis yesterday - We couldn't find Ethan's Teddy - we scoured the house talking about just where the lost bear could be - no luck - Baby took my hand and led me into our bedroom - I didn't know what she wanted and left - She then took my hand again and pulled me into the bedroom. She pointed to the white Christmas bear sitting in the rocking chair in the corner and said "beer" She is 18 months old - smarter that all of us!!

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grassyneal September 26 2006, 21:00:26 UTC
You know, I think some of Elvis's teddy bears were conspiring about this when the guard dog found them out.

It's not enough to post a sign about "putting bears in the fish hatchery water is not permitted" - it should be something more like "Bears must only be placed on a sturdy raft or canoe, drenched with pitch, and set ablaze in proper funeral style, if you want to ditch your teddy bear here"

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nuzzybear September 26 2006, 21:15:01 UTC
The dog was vindicated!!! They should put him in charge of homeland security.

Not enough stuffed animal funeral pyres, nowadays...

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scotmoore September 26 2006, 21:11:12 UTC
He appears to be as successful as many of his "flesh & blood" relatives. Although he didn't get the flavor end of the killings.

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nuzzybear September 26 2006, 21:16:49 UTC
Well, obviously this bear was a genocidal maniac and not really in it for the flavor. He was wearing a raincoat for pete's sake! Only flashers and genocidal maniacs run around in raincoats...

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cornelius_mcfee September 26 2006, 22:10:30 UTC
...well, he went down there in his raincoat... he was prepared!

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nuzzybear September 26 2006, 22:15:05 UTC
You assume he went willingly. The photo didn't show that his little feet had been encased in quick-dry cement!!!

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cornelius_mcfee September 27 2006, 01:25:32 UTC
...ooooo, nefarious!

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