We had a crisis yesterday - We couldn't find Ethan's Teddy - we scoured the house talking about just where the lost bear could be - no luck - Baby took my hand and led me into our bedroom - I didn't know what she wanted and left - She then took my hand again and pulled me into the bedroom. She pointed to the white Christmas bear sitting in the rocking chair in the corner and said "beer" She is 18 months old - smarter that all of us!!
You know, I think some of Elvis's teddy bears were conspiring about this when the guard dog found them out.
It's not enough to post a sign about "putting bears in the fish hatchery water is not permitted" - it should be something more like "Bears must only be placed on a sturdy raft or canoe, drenched with pitch, and set ablaze in proper funeral style, if you want to ditch your teddy bear here"
Well, obviously this bear was a genocidal maniac and not really in it for the flavor. He was wearing a raincoat for pete's sake! Only flashers and genocidal maniacs run around in raincoats...
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(dittrich imagines the above...then he imagines how drunk he'd have to get to endure that without snapping...)
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It's not enough to post a sign about "putting bears in the fish hatchery water is not permitted" - it should be something more like "Bears must only be placed on a sturdy raft or canoe, drenched with pitch, and set ablaze in proper funeral style, if you want to ditch your teddy bear here"
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Not enough stuffed animal funeral pyres, nowadays...
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