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[nvsblmnstrs]

my cousin Kyle got struck by lightning. hahahahahahaha. I feel terrible. but that kid is a douche.
I heard that when you get struck by lightning you poop yourself.

War of the Worlds is a good movie with a cheesy family reunion of an ending. still, way intense.

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[nvsblmnstrs]

if anyone deserved to get hit by lightning: this kid was that person.
he's perfectly fine. though I think it made him dumber. if that's even possible.

[nitrite]

what the fuck, that's the coolest thing i've heard in ages

[nvsblmnstrs]

I know, right? I've never met someone who got struck by lightning. hahaha

[spillslikehoney]

sorry about your cousin..but it is kind of funny..

[nvsblmnstrs]

hahaha... he's not affected in the least. so he's fine. maybe a little freaked out. I wonder what this will do to his ego.

[the_other_emily]

oh josh, you don't feel terrible. and i wouldn't either.

god i hope he shit his pants.

[nvsblmnstrs]

I would feel incredibly let down if he didn't. I'll ask him this Christmas. hahaha

I am God

[the_other_emily]

Remember! Getting hit by lighting is God's version of a drive-by shooting !!