"How don't you have a girlfriend?" -- Cause every time I give a girl a hug she has an orgasm... and that's just too intimidating for some people.
"If I wasn't with [insert name here] I'd totally date you!" -- If you weren't with [insert name here] you would be half of the insecure piece of materialistic ass you are now, and that would completely disgust me.
(just my initial thoughts cause you're awesome)
Oh, and what programming language for the script thingie??
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-- Cause every time I give a girl a hug she has an orgasm... and that's just too intimidating for some people.
"If I wasn't with [insert name here] I'd totally date you!"
-- If you weren't with [insert name here] you would be half of the insecure piece of materialistic ass you are now, and that would completely disgust me.
(just my initial thoughts cause you're awesome)
Oh, and what programming language for the script thingie??
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