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last night me and kate picked up celeste from the airport,it was so damn funny me and kate saw the most disgusting leg ive ever met it was literally the size of a carrotHOLY MOTHER. & then we hid from celeste until the opportuuuune moment and ATTACKED HELLO CELESTE & we took her and her beastly bag home for the night. -
mosquitos ate my whole tushyyyy
i went to a keg at magnisun last night & then i puked in my toilet.i also found out that I GREW BITCHES WHAT NOW IM TALLER THAN CAROL mwhwahhaa OH and did you know also that marijuana is legal in canada,OH IM GOING TO CANADA in what TWO days:you suck i dont.BAHAH.my mom found the picture of the penis on my computer.she said it was DEROGITORY and ( Read more... ) -
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gahhy.there is a party TWO blocks away from my house at this boys house who i was friends with last year and they called me and invited me over,but i have a stupid community service thing tomarrow so i cant go out.poo poo poo poooooooooooooooooo -
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diets are stupid vaginas. -
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my brother graduates from elementary school today,im so proud of him.hes getting to be so funny too,like the other day he ASKED me to take him shopping,& he wanted to get boxers & ankle socks,like all the cool kids have.he told me about his first middle school nightmare,where he forgot his locker combination and ended up in his underwear.i remember ( Read more... ) -
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LADIES PLEASE PAY ATTENTION:
for all the single women out there:
Joey is a hot young jew waiting for a pretty lady. He's smart, funny, & wildly attractive.
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i saw donnie darko for the first time,& i dont think i understood it.infact,nope i didnt. -
oh & i got bangs.
LET THE PARTY START ASS HOLES.
tonight is gonna be so fun, quarters, i never, BLAH BLAH lots of girls, ONLY girls. like a girl slumbrrr party you knowww.&&& these are from saturday, oh god we had too much fun, pooo on youuuuu.
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my favorite words:
cunt
dyke
douche (BAG)
mwahahahaa