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Ah, I'm a little late this week, gomen ne^^ I was actually going to post last night but I guess lj was down for maintenance or something (or my ISP was feeling temperamental about this one siteXD) Finally I have the continuation of the Hana Yori MatsuJun saga, Ooshima's big date!XDDD
Actually, since I'm a rabid completionist (which is partially why I'm late this week) I did the whole episode even though the date doesn't start until minute 17^^; So, if you're not interested in reading about Agejo and their extremely pricey social economics you'll have to scroll down a bit;P But I have to say, watching that part really gave me a strong urge to go buy crystals and plaster them on everything I ownO_o The hair and clothing I can totally dispense with, but man do I love sparkly thingsXDD *ahem* Without further ado...
[Announcer: Surely you all remember...about Princess Fumiko, the Agejou (title for girl wearing this style) from Yamaguchi we broadcast
last week.]
Aiba: Excuse me~. Are you Yamaguchi's Princess Fumiko? (writing)
Fumiko: Ye~s. (writing)
[Announcer: Girls like her who act like a princess from head to toe are called 'Diamantaise'. This is the highest authority for girls
who want to buy this kind of fashion, but this fashion has a slightly surprising price...]
Aiba: This kind of clothing isn't cheap huh. (writing)
Fumiko: Yes. It's expensive. (writing)
Aiba: Ne, how much is it, by the way? (writing)
Fumiko: Something like 60 thousand yen. (writing)
Aiba: Eh?! (writing)
Fumiko: Something like 60 thousand yen. (writing)
Aiba: 60 thousand?! (writing)
Fumiko: Yes.
[Announcer: Princess Fumiko saves all her money for an all-pink, flowy, strawberry-patterend wardrobe. But the reason this Diamante
fashion sprung up was because there was a strong person, a princess among princesses, looked up to as a goddess, that girls across
the country admired. That would be...]
Keiko: Welcome. (writing)
Fumiko: Cute<3 (writing)
[Announcer: The princess-type Agejo and charismatic shop owner of 'Jesus Diamante', Keiko-san.]
Fumiko: You;re incredibly cute. I'm incredibly happy. (writing)
Aiba: You've been doing your best all by yourself in yamaguchi-ken right!
[Announcer: Upon seeing her admired person right before her eyes Fumiko-chan unexpectedly breaks into tears.
Keiko: Don't cry. (writing)
Fumiko: I'm so happy. (writing) Um, a while ago I saw you in Ageha and really admired your hair and make-up, so I've come this far
doing my best to imitate you. (writing)
Keiko: Ah, you saw me in Ageha. (writing)
keiko/Fumiko: Thank you. (writing)
[Announcer: Arashi-chan were a little overwhelmed by this spectacle, but it;s coming to light that there are girls all across the
country who are wildly devoted to her. On top of which, after the broadcast was over there was a flood of communiques from the general
audience saying 'I'm curious about Princess Keiko, tell me more~'. So now there's nothing but to do it! Which means that...]
Aiba: So, that means that we're going to thoroughly investigate the secrets of the so-called 'Diamantaise' Princess Keiko~! Alright~.
To start with ne, this week I'm not by myself. Someone from Arashi ne, has become a victim of the Agejo. It's this person, come
on out! (writing)
Nino: Your favor please~. (writing)
Aiba: Your tension's so low! (writing)
Nino: Because I haven't become a victim or anything like that at all. To be honest I'm incredibly apathetic. (writing)
Aiba: But you have a little interest right? (writing) I mean that, this kind of dress you know- (writing)
Nino: I think 'why are they that expensive?' (writing)
Aiba: Right? There was a girl who was doing it all by herself in Yamaguchi-ken. (writing)
Nino: That's right ne.
Aiba: That's right huh?
Nino: When I saw that I was thinking 'wouldn't it be better to quit?' Like, 'if that's how it is just quit'. (writing)
Aiba: Really?
[Announcer: That's right, there must have been some among the audience who had the same feeling as Ninomiya...so for those of you who
were wanting to yell 'why?? why?? what's going on??' at the tv during every scene... 'Tell me! Doll Princess Keiko! Everything about
the Strongest Diamantaise!' And this time these 4 are specially participating. Some of the strongest devotees of the Diamantaise movement.
And of course, among them is also Princess Fumiko who appeared last time!]
Aiba: On a side note, what time did you get up today Fumiko-chan? (writing)
Fumiko: Today was...something like 2:30. (writing)
[writing: getting up at 2:30 in the middle of the night?! make-up that takes 4 hours.]
Aiba: it's pitch dark. It's pitch dark. (writing)
Nino: 2;30...that's the time when I woke up a bit because I was too hot. (writing)
Aiba: After that you sleep again right? (writing)
Nino: I slept, I slept. (writing)
[Announcer: First, the favorite Diamante.]
Aiba: So, Ninomiya-kun, this here is Diamante. (writing)
Nino: This is an amazing place ne. (writing)
Aiba: This is it. (writing)
Nino: Over there is plain ne? (writing)
Aiba: There's plain lines too, over there there's things like accessories. Because I'm a veteran of this stuff. (writing)
Nino: More and more ne. (writing)
Aiba: More and more.
Nino: More and more.
[Announcer: That's right, this is the highest authority in princess-style fashion, 'Jesus Diamante'. Inside this spacious and gorgeous
sphere of influence there are items laid out that exude elegeance and sophistication. Among them is the so-called 'faded rose pattern'
print line that is her finest masterpiece and a big hit as an indispensable princess item. And! Here!]
Aiba: Even among all that, even in this Diamante, there's a charismatic figure in the princess world... (writing)
Nino: That's who it is that I came to meet today. (writing)
Aiba: That's right isn't it?
Nino: Yes.
Aiba: You want to meet her right? (writing)
Nino: I want you to hurry up and introduce her ne. (writing)
Aiba: Do you want to meet her everyone? (writing)
All 4: Yes we do. (writing)
Aiba: You want to meet her ne. Well then, let's have her appear without delay, this is Princess Keiko, come on out!
All 4: So cute~. (writing)
[Announcer: Highest of high~! This is the princess among princesses, the charismatic owner of Jesus Diamante, Princess Keiko.]
Aiba: So this, you see, we'd like to ask you today. What's the focus of your outfit today? (writing)
Keiko: The focus is that it's a one-piece, it's a newly created one-piece ne. (writing)
Aiba: A newly created one-piece.
Keiko: Yes.
Aiba: Isn't there- isn't there something...?
Keiko: A theme? (writing)
Aiba: A theme.
Keiko: I'm the 'strongest Keiko doll'. (writing)
Aiba: oh, bravo, bravo, bravo.
Aiba/Nino: Strongest Keiko doll. (writing)
Nino: You'd often have trouble saying that. (writing)
Aiba: Ne~.
Nino: I'm impressed we were able to say that title. (writing)
Aiba: That's right.
[Announcer: And here, Ninomiya-kun realizes something after seeing Keiko-chan in the flesh.]
Nino: If, for example, ne...(writing)
Aiba: Yes yes yes.
Nino: ...there was a funeral for a relative or something... (writing)
Aiba: Yes.
Nino: ...or for a wedding as well you know, you can't stand out more than the bride right? (writing)
Aiba: You definitely stand out ne. Like 'w2hich is the leading female?' (writing)
Nino: You can't stand out. Do you have (clothing) styles like that? It's not like you can constantly be a princess 24 hours a day, 365
days a year is it? (writing)
Aiba: But that's what a princess is ne?
Keiko: It's completely fine. (writing)
Aiba: Completely fine?
Keiko: I cna deal with it all. (writing)
Aiba: Well, wouldn't you all like to see that? (writing)
All 4: We do~! (writing)
[Announcer: Which means, an urgent project: 'Tell me, Princess Keiko! A different scene Diamantaise fashion show~!' Scene 1: Sparkling
accessories are slightly frowned upon? When going to a funeral that can make anyone sad...]
Aiba: Princess Keiko would come like this. Open!
All 4: So cute~! (writing)
Nino: Aren't you making a mistake saying things like 'cute'? (writing)
[Announcer: The image is that of a 'Godfather' funeral. A ribbon pochette on a ribboned one-piece. She says the focus is to make
the ribbons bigger than usual, so as not to be overshadowed by the tears. The Elisabeth gloves allow her to act the part of a
shadowed woman.]
Aiba: So all together it's 116 340yen.
Nino: How many outfits could you buy at [Aoki] for that? (writing)
[Announcer: Scene 2: Your boyfriend suddenly says this! Why don't you spend the night today? The first release of a princess' dressing
gown!]
Aiba: Princess Hime would come like this, open!
All 4: So cute~! (writing)
[Announcer: The rule for princesses is not to wear trousers even when sleeping. When wearing a fluffy gown like this even your boyfriend's
room will be a splendid, sweet room. A Diamantaise doesn't ruin the princess image even at home~.]
Aiba: The princess pajamas are 87 990yen.
Nino: That's expensive! Where is this 80 thousand? (writing) Where's the 80 thousand?
[Announcer: And the last one is, Princess Keiko style! The serious love-effective spoiled girl date style!]
Aiba: When a princess gets serious, this is what happens! (writing) Open!
All 4: So cute~! So cute~! So cute~! (writing)
Nino: Princess! (writing)
[Announer: Here it is! The princess standard, fighting with a full-body faded rose pattern. An umbrella to protect her skin, and a carry-bag
that will hold anything are the essential items for when going out. The decisive point is the dog bag that looks cute anywhere you take
it. With this you have the highest price of all, 198 450yen.]
Aiba: Keiko-san, when you get serious then this about what happens ne. (writing)
Keiko: That's right ne! Full-body faded rose print ne! (writing)
Aiba: You have it all piled up on your head after all right. (writing)
Keiko: That's right ne, however normally I do it myself, but when I'm in a pinch I get a Piler to do it. (writing)
Nino: A Piler?? (writing)
Aiba: A Piler?? (writing)
Nino: Like a professional pachinko player? (writing)
Aiba: No no.
Nino: So the pro will do everything for you. (writing)
[Announcer: I'll explain. To the Agejo, who pile it higher and higher, the Piler and Decorator are beings so important they can't
live without them! Among them the Agejo girls' favoured Piler Yoshida-san, and legendary Decorator Kinkira-Kin-san who can make anything
sparkle, are super essential beings that support the Agejo girls! And, if you ask about it this much, of course...]
Aiba: Do you want to get piled up? (writing)
All 4: We do~. (writing)
Aiba: 'We do~';P
Nino: Ehh, I don't want to~.
Aiba: Let's go! Let's go! (writing) I asked something good.
[Announcer: In the end, exactly what kind of person is the legendary Piler and legendary Decorator?]
[writing: Legendary Piler Yoshida Jun-san]
Aiba: Excuse me, we actually came with four people today.
Nino: Excuse us, we're terribly sorry.
Yoshida: Ah, no, it's kind of amazing ne.
Aiba: is it okay if we get Keiko-chan to introduce you? (writing)
Yoshida: Ah, yes.
Keiko: This is my charismatic Piler that I'm always relying on. (writing)
Aiba: I'm Aiba.
Yoshida: Nice to meet you. I'm Yoshida. Your favor please.
Aiba: Your favor please~.
Yoshida: Hello.
[Announcer: hi there! This is the charismatic Pilre Yoshida Jun-san. To match the day's theme of Princess keiko being in serious mode
he really piled it high. By the way, this hairstyle is...'cake roll side flow Nagoya twist style'.]
Nino: Are there popular styles among the piled up style as well? (writing)
Yoshida: There are. They're just a little bit different depending on the era. Like 'cake roll twist', 'coronet twist', 'high and mighty
twist', 'flower flash twist', there's lots of different kinds. (writing)
Nino: I don't understand at all. (writing)
Aiba: That 'flower flash'...
Nino: Flower flash.
Aiba: That kind of thing, about how much time does it take? (writing)
Yoshida: The time it takes for one person is around about 2.5 to 3 hours. (writing)
Nino: That's like 'Titanic' at that point. (writing; the movie, in length)
[Announcer: Since they don't have much time today they're going to limit it to one person. Let's experience charismatic Piler Yoshida-
san's piling! This time the one who will experience it is Hanagawa-born Princess Hiromi. They're going to dye her black hair, which
is unfortunate for a Diamantaise, into high-quality gold. Also, they're giving her 40 extensions. As you can see they're woven in.
The finishing touch is 25mm diameter rich-girl curls. Today's theme is 'a butterfly lady's day off pile-up'. In the end, what's the
finished product?]
Aiba: This is Princess Hiromi, come on out! (writing)
Yoshida: Sorry to keep you waiting~! (writing)
Nino: Amazing.
All 3: So cute. (writing)
Nino: Amazing.
Aiba: Amazing.
[Announcer: As you would expect, at the hands of charismatic Piler Yoshida-san it's as you see here. It's truly a grand transformation
into the updo of a butterfly lady. And the intriguing price is, 37 thousand yen. For the Piler industry that's cheap.]
Aiba: is- is it okay if I touch it a little? (writing)
hiromi: Yeah.
Nino: Your hair is shining. (writing)
Aiba: Oh! It won't even go in! My finger won't go in. (writing)
Nino: It's water-repellent. (writing)
[Announcer: After that they head over to the charismatic Decorator Kinkira-Kin-san. On a side note, since she doesn't have a shop she's
a mysterious personage who's only known through word of mouth by the Ageha readers. So today we especially had Ageha Head Editor Nakato
Hisako-san introduce us.]
Aiba: Nakato-san, it's been a long time. (writing)
nakato: It's been a long time. (writing)
Aiba: We're under your care~.
Nino: It's not really been a long time or anything has it. (writing)
Aiba: Beside you is the charismatic... (writing)
Nakato: Yes, this is Araki Sayaka. (writing)
Aiba: Araki Sayaka-san. Nice to meet you.
All 4: So cute~. (writing)
Aiba: So cute.
Nino: She is cute. (writing)
Aiba: Cute ne.
Nino: Slender! (writing) Slender.
Aiba: Today we came to meet Kinkira-san. (writing) Kinkira-san, please favor us.
Kinkira: Your favor please.
Nino: Your favor please.
[Announcer: This here is the charismatic Decorator Kinkira-kin-san. She's a legendary Decorator who's received tremendous support from
many famous Agejo, beginning with Araki Sayaka. But exactly what is so amazing? Let's take a look at her creations.]
Nino: Your t-shirt is kind of amazing isn't it.
Aiba: You did that yourself as well? (writing)
Kinkira: Yes, I did. I tried putting them in places where there wasn't anything. (writing)
[Announcer: Creation number 1, decorated t-shirts. take a shirt that cost 500yen and add lettters and pictures and it becomes a piled-
on t-shirt. Price, 15 thousand yen.]
Aiba: Even your hands... (writing)
Kinkira: Yes,
Aiba: That's a watch ne. You did this yourself too? (writing)
Kinkira: yes, I did it myself as well.
Nino: This watch is amazing! (writing)
[Announcer: Creation number 2, a decorated watch. It's hard to see the time, but it doesn't matter! Just from it's completely beautiful
appearance it's a piled-on 40 thousand yen!]
Aiba: Then, that computer! Who did that? (writing)
Kinkira: Ah, I did it. (writing)
Nino: That's a tough job! Definitely impossible! (writing)
[Announcer: Creation #3, decorated computer. Due to the decorations it's twice as heavy, but now it's a super piled-on computer that
sparkles on every side. So, that iintriguing price is...]
Aiba: About how much would something like this be? (writing)
Kinkira: Ah, this? This... is about 150 thousand (yen).
Nino: You're going with around 150 thousand? (writing) And so casually...
Aiba: Hey hey, this is 15 thousand right? (writing; the t-shirt)
Nino: Then if you compare them...
Kinkira: This isn't 15 thousand yen ne. (writing)
Nino: That's right ne, if it coms to this.
Aiba: You were mistaken ne? (writing)
Kinkira: I was a little on edge, yes. (writing)
[Announcer: As you would expect of the charismatic. The asking price changes depending on her mood that day and the condition of the
friendship. So, since they went to all the trouble of meeting her, we had her decorate something for each of them.]
[writing: 3 hours later.]
Aiba: They're finished~! (writing) So, Kinkira-san.
All 4: Amazing, so cute~. Amazing. (writing)
[Announcer: Here are the 4 items that Kinkira-kin-san completed. Princess Yukari's decorated toothbrush, 21 thousand yen. Princess
Hiromi's deocrated hairpin, 10,500 yen. (writing) Princess Fumiko's decorated fruit box, 21 thousand yen. And, Princess Natsuko's
decorated lunch box, that intriguing price is...?]
Nino: Around how much would this be? If you did it normally. (writing)
Kinkira: This? If I did this normally it would be about 60 thousand.
Nino: Why is there such a gap...?
Aiba: Isn't that kind of weird? Earlier you said that was 15 thousand. Which means that there's still depths to plumb in the Ageha
world, we'll be piling it on next time as well!]
Aiba: So, this is what we're sending out to you this time, tada! 'Hana Yori MatsuJun'. Ready, and-
Aiba/Nino: 'Love-love Big Date Plan~'!
[Announcer: In addition to being mixed up in the fierce battle on a previous episode, Ooshima Miyuki magnificently won the date with
MatsuJun! Before the date a script was completed within which was written Miyuki's dream date. Despite that...she's doing everything
she wants! We also call out the extremely luxurious members of Hana Yori Dango, and Ooshima-san runs wild! And in the end an 'unbelievable~!'
level of drama?]
Ooshima: Tsukasa, watch out!
Tsukushi: Miyuki! Thank you. (writing)
Sho: What is this? What is this?
Nino/Aiba: Hana Yori MatsuJun, the Love-love attack big date plan~! Yay~!
Jun: You're too loud! You're too loud! (writing)
Aiba: Too loud? That's because Ooshima-san pulled a win out of that struggle ne! (writing)
Nino: Because one way or another she was the woman he chose. (writing)
Aiba: That's right. Because she stole Matsumoto-kun's heart! (writing)
Jun: She did not! (writing)
Aiba: She didn't? (writing)
Jun: She didn't.
Aiba: But ne, you're wearing such fancy clothing today. (writing)
Nino: We're not fancy at all ne, look at these clothes! (writing)
Aiba: Let's have some fun! (writing)
Nino: All there is to do is have fun, afterwards. (writing)
Aiba: Today Ooshima-san wrote up her dream plan in here. (writing)
Jun: What?
Aiba: 'My dream'.
[Announcer: That's right. Ooshima-san is putting her life on the line for today's date. A masterpiece script with all of her dreams
crammed into it. It already seems to be amazing right from the opening. In the end what kind of beginning will it be?]
Aiba: We're meeting up with Ooshima-san here today. (writing)
Nino: You know ne, the wind feels good huh. (writing)
Aiba: Yes. This location is the best ne! (writing)
Nino: Yeah, this is the best.
Aiba: Ah, it's pretty huh~.
Nino: Aiba-san! (writing)
Aiba: Hmm? She's here ne~! (writing)
Nino: It's good that it's the Ooshima-san we know ne. (writing)
Aiba: Shhh! It's already starting! (writing)
Nino: Could it be...? (writing)
[Announcer: And, it's Ooshima-san's entrance. And for some reason she appears to be waiting for someone. Could it be...?]
Aiba: huh?! (writing)
Nino: Could it be? (writing)
Aiba: Isn't that Tsukushi-chan? Is that the real thing? (writing)
Nino: It's the real thing ne. (writing) It's the real thing-
Jun: I told you guys not to cause trouble! (writing)
Aiba: Is that Tsukushi-chan?! (writing)
Tsukushi: It looks like you came right on time ne. (writing)
Nino: It's the real thing isn't it?
Aiba: It's the real thing!
Nino: It's the real thing ne.
Aiba: That's not a look-alike, that's the real thing.
Ooshima: Why did you call me out to this place? You know ne, I'm busy today. (writing)
Tsukushi: I have something serious to talk to you about today. (writing)
Ooshima: Like I said, what is it? (writing)
Tsukushi: It's a fact that I think you're beautiful, slender, outwardly attractive, and the person who looks best in short hair out
of the whole world. I acknowledge that. But...but I can't give up on Doumyouji after all. (writing)
Ooshima: What are you saying, you penniless brat! You know ne, if you want to know the answer that much ne, how about asking the man
himself over there?! (writing)
Tsukushi: Doumyouji, you were over there? (writing)
Nino: Good morning.
Aiba: No, no, hurry up.
Nino: Hurry up! Hurry up! (writing)
Jun: What? (writing)
Nino: Read it! Read it! (writing)
Jun: Read what? What? (writing)
Nino: You're reading it! (writing)
Jun: Reading what?? (writing)
Aiba: Just right here.
Jun: Hah?!
[writing: Waiting]
Aiba: Hurry up!
Jun: I say this? (writing)
Aiba: Go go! (writing)
Miyuki: Tsukasa...tell her the truth! (writing)
Tsukasa: I'm sorry Makino...I...there's somebody I like. (writing)
Tsukushi: Is that...possibly... (writing)
Tsukasa: That's right...it's the lady right before your eyes. I'll tell you one thing though. That girl isn't Cameron Diaz! It's my
beloved Miyuki. (writing)
Tsukushi: Doumyouji... (writing)
Tsukasa: So, I'm sorry...right now I have a date with Miyuki. So go home Makino. (writing)
Tsukushi: Impossible...impossible. This isn't possible~! (writing)
Miyuki: No, it is possible~! (writing)
Tsukushi: Doumyouji... I definitely won't give up! (writing)
Nino: Yes! Cut~! (writing)
Aiba: It's good~! (writing) Okay, we're checking it, we're checking it. Ah, amazing.
Jun: Excuse me...
Nino: Cut cut.
Jun: We're doing this for a whole day today? (writing)
[Announcer: That's right. Ooshima-san's dream date is a super luxurious number with a real date and this kind of drama scene all
mixed in together!]
Tsukasa: I'll tell you one thing though. That girl isn't Cameron Diaz! (writing)
Ooshima: Hi there~. (writing)
Aiba: 'Darling' has- (writing)
Ooshima: he's come ne~<3 (writing)
Aiba: He really came ne! That's so great ne! Today ne, um, with the full support of Hana Yori Dango Final, we're going to make Ooshim-san's
wishes come true for one day. (writing)
Ooshima: Thank you! (writing)
Jun: They're fairly generous ne. (writing)
[Announcer: This time they have the full support of Hana Yori Dango Final. In the movie that gets released the day after tomorrow Doumyouji
and Tsukushi are facing a crisis standing in their way of getting married. Their love goes through another test as they struggle to
overcome it.]
Tsukushi: This is isn't possible.
[Announcer: And of course, today's date will not lose out to the movie in terms of 'impossible~' developments! Ooshima-san also starts
the date by placing the tiara that conveys her into the Doumyouji family onto her head.]
Ooshima: omg~! (writing)
[Announcer: And, of course, this person will also be going along for a whole day.]
Tsukushi: This isn't possible! (writing)
[Announcer: Well Ooshima-san, it's finally time for your dream real date with MatsuJun. The first thing she wished for was horse-back
riding.]
Aiba: So, they're here! (writing)
Nino: They're here! They're here! (writing)
Aiba: They've come.
Nino: Why would they come here? (writing)
[Announcer: Why? After seeing MatsuJun's horse-riding figure in the movie [Kakushi Toride no San Akunin] she was absolutely riveted. It
seems that she wanted if possible to see it in person. First, before the horse-riding, is lunch time. Upon which...]
Ooshima: Today... (writing)
Jun: Yes. (writing)
Ooshima: A hand-made bentou (lunch box)... (writing)
Jun: Seriously? (writing)
Ooshima: I made it... (writing)
Jun: Yes. Is this real? Did you make it for real? (writing)
Ooshima: It's real. (writing)
Jun: Amazing.
Aiba: Ooshima-san is amazing right? (writing) Her cooking-
Nino: She's really good at cooking ne. (writing)
[Announcer: Unbelievabley, on this day OOshima-sam got up early, at 5am, to make this hand-made bentou. On a side note, today's menu is
her mother's boiled vegetable recipe and her specially made hand-kneaded hamburgers with grated burdock root.]
Ooshima: Ready, and- oh! Looks delicious~! It's finished~! (writing)
[Announcer: A bentou full of love. So, will it agree with MatsuJun's tastebuds? (writing)]
Ooshima: Please eat. (writing)
Jun: Then I guess I'll go with the hamburger. (writing)
Ooshima: Okay.
Jun: Then...mm, delicious. (writing)
Aiba: MatsuJun is kind of making a face that's not as dissatisfied as I would have thought. (writing)
Ooshima: At that moment, even if I died I would have been satisfied. That's how happy I was ne. (writing)
Jun: I was...really happy that she made me food ne. (writing)
[Announcer: Well well, Ooshima-san is doing well right from the start of the date. She seems so happy just watching MatsuJun.]
Jun: Yeah, delicious. (wriitng)
Ooshima: I'm so glad~. (writing)
[Announcer: However, now Ooshima-san suddenly starts getting fidgety. Could- could it be??]
Ooshima: Hey...please let me feed you. (writing)
Aiba: Uwa~ there it is, there it is. (writing)
Jun: I don't want to. (writing)
Nino: Go go! Overcome his resistance! (writing) You'll overcome him! Today's your ideal date, so it could work. (writing)
Ooshima: Please! Please! (writing)
Jun: I don't want to. (writing)
Ooshima: Please! (writing)
Jun: Why? (writing)
Ooshima: Because I wan-ta be able tuh do it. (writing; she stumbled on her words;P)
Jun: he hates embarrassing things. (writing)
Aiba: That's right ne~, that's right ne. (writing)
Ooshima: Please! Please! (writing)
Jun: Fine. (writing)
Ooshima: Eh?! (writing)
Jun: Yes... (writing)
Ooshima: It's okay? (writing)
Jun: Yeah... (writing)
[Announcer: Ooshima-san got her dream 'ahh~'!]
Nino: This is extremely rare! (writing)
Aiba: That's right, go for it, go for it. (writing)
[Announcer: Oh my~! On top of which, here...]
Aiba: A personal camcorder! She brought her personal camcorder? (writing)
OOshima: Ah, I'm getting nervous. Ah~. Yes! 'Ah~' (writing)
Jun: Thanks for the food. (writing)
Nino: The tiara, the tiara.
Aiba: The tiara!
Jun: Ah, Ooshima-san, the tiara. (writing)
Nino: The tiara! The tiara! (writing)
Aiba: Ah, this really got them worked up ne~. (writing)
Nino: For the moment they're worked up ne. (writing)
Aiba: They're worked up. This has a really good feel to it!
[Announcer: ooshima-san, surely after you've spent your lunch time relaxing in plain clothes...it's finally time for the real horse-back
riding date.]
Staff: Well then, you're going to actually ride on the horse. (writing)
Jun: Yes.
Staff: First, Matsumoto-san if you please. (writing)
Jun: I can I really ride it... (writing)
Aiba: Here it is, the moment MatsuJun rides the horse. (writing)
Nino: That's what's written here.
Aiba: Ooshima-san's on the verge of losing control of her bowels. (writing)
Nino: Ne.
STaff: Chelsea.
Jun: Chelsea?
Staff: This is Chelsea-kun.
Jun: Chelsea-kun.
Aiba: Sooner or later-
Staff: You know it well ne.
Nino: Woah, there we go, there we go.
Ooshima: Is there a person that suits it this much? Is there? (writing)
Aiba: my my my, isn't this the real [Kakushi toride]? The real [kakushi toride]. (writing)
Nino: Look at that, look at that! (writing)
Ooshima: [kakushi toride]<3 (writing)
Staff: Please do a canter.
Ooshima: He's riding! Amazing~! (writing)
Jun: It's been awhile, this is super fun~. (writing)
[Announcer: Ooshima-san is extremely emotional at seeing her dream of Jun riding a horse right in front of her eyes.]
Ooshima: He's my prince on a white horse. (writing)
Nino: It's exactly like she said. (writing)
Nino/Aiba: Cool! Cool! (writing)
[Announcer: And Ooshima-san is trying out horse-back riding too.]
Staff: So, first of all, take the reins with your left hand-
Aiba: MatsuJun's left hand is moving around a lot ne. He wants her to just go ne. (writing)
Nino: That's right ne.
Staff: Will your boyfriend help out a little bit more? (writing)
Jun: I'm not her boyfriend. (writing)
Aiba: he obstinately denies it ne. (writing)
Ooshima: This is amazing! Ahh!
Jun: Why, why?
Nino: That's right, that's right, look, look. He's smiling, he's smiling! Her boyfriend is smiling. (writing)
Aiba: he looks like he's having fun ne. (writing)
Nino: Oh, that's nice!
Staff: Matsumoto-san, will you try pulling her? (writing)
Nino: Ah, that's great! As you would expect, the club people understand. (writing)
Aiba: It looks like having a date like this would be fun ne. (writing)
Ooshima: Sorry ne, for getting you to pull me along. (writing)
Jun: is it fun? (writing)
Ooshima: It's fun. (writing)
Aiba: This is great, this back-shot is the best. (writing)
[Announcer: Hey, these two have a pretty good atmosphere about them. Just as Ooshima-san was aiming for, the horse-back riding ends
as a big success. Or so you'd think...]
Aiba: What is she doing? (writing)
Nino: What is that? Ah! (writing)
[writing: Thump]
Ooshima: O~w.
Nino: We don't need comedy! (writing)
[Announcer: In the end she really did have 'hurt' feelings, but upon being helped by MatsuJun Ooshima-san actually seems really happy.
Next they headed to the Prince Park Tower Tokyo's bowling salon. And here there's a reason why Ooshima-san chose a bowling date. Speaking
of bowling, of course there's body contact. When they get a spare or a strike their bodies will naturally come into contact. Obviously
each little thing is a serious fight for Ooshima-san. Which means...]
Ooshima: Please. (writing)
Nino: Here it comes!
Jun: So close~!
[writing: Too bad]
Jun: So close;P
Aiba: There aren't many people who get this upset over bowling. When you get a spare it's 'yay!' ne. (writing)
Jun: Do your best.
Ooshima: Here I go! (writing)
Aiba: Do your best!
Jun: Do your best! (writing)
Nino: All she can aim for here is a spare ne. (writing)
Aiba: That's right ne. Get a spare...
Jun: Here it comes!
Ooshima: Come on! (writing) Come on! Alright~! (writing)
Aiba: This is amazing~!
Ooshima: Alright~.
Nino: She's kind of started turning out like Marik. (writing; magician)
Aiba: hand power ne. (writing)
[Announcer: However, there was yet further plans behind her bowling date.]
Aiba: Yet again, it's time for Ooshima-san's dreamt-of moment. (writing)
Nino: I forgot. (writing)
[Announcer: That's right, and for her sake this family has been called out again...]
Jun: I guess ne.
[writing: Could it be?!]
Aiba: There here, there here, look! This is...Ninomiya-san, do you know? Tsukushi-chan's father.
Nino: Kobayashi-san isn't it ne?
Aiba: Susumu-san is...
Ooshima: Huh?! It's Makino Tsukushi isn't it! (writing)
Tsukushi: What a coincidence. (writing)
Ooshima: There's no way it could be a coincidence! (writing)
Tsukushi: Papa, this is that Ooshima woman who tricked Doumyouji! (writing)
Papa: Doumyouji-san, this is cruel isn't it! No matter how beautiful she is, throwing away Tsukushi to be with this woman! (writing)
Nino: The set-up is... (writing)
Ooshima: Hey! What did you come here for? (writing)
Tsukushi: Ah! This is perfect. Won't you have a bowling competition? (writing)
Ooshima: Why don't we do that! (writing)
Tsukushi: If I win, truly give up on Doumyouji. (writing)
Papa: That's right, that's right.
Ooshima: Okay, got it. If I win...I'll get this person to give me a kiss on the cheek. (writing)
Jun: Why? (writing)
Tsukushi: Got it! (witing)
Jun: Why 'got it!'? (writing)
[Announcer: Hey hey! Ooshima's script is very forceful! Actually, Ooshima-san thought up this plan because she's confident in her bowling.
If she thoroughly beats Mao-chan she'll get a kiss on the cheek from MatsuJun. Which means that MatsuJun's in a bind! Just as Ooshima's
plan directs, Mao-chan and MatsuJun team up to be the opposition. So Tsukushi's papa Kobayashi-san will pair up with her as her
handicap.]
Ooshima: Eeh~?! You're kidding~! (writing)
Nino: Kobayashi-san's fine!
Ooshima: There's no way he can do it! (writing) Not in the face, not in the face.
Nino: Then you're going to quit? (writing) Then you're going to quit?
Ooshima: I won't quit! Then, I'll do it! It might be just perfect that this obstacle is here! (writing)
Jun: Obstacle??;P
Kobayashi: This is my 27th year in the entertainment world! (writing)
Aiba: Sorry!
Ooshima: I'm sorry about that just now. (writing)
[Announcer: So now the bowling contest clash with MatsuJun's kiss riding on it begins~!]
Ooshima: I'm going to do it! (writing)
Jun: I'm really terribly sorry about this Susumu-san. (writing)
Kobayashi: No no, thanks.
Jun: So, shall we do it? (writing)
Aiba: oh, it's begun.
Jun: We'll start with the HanaDan team ne. Then, Mao-chan! (writing)
Mao: Yes! (writing)
Aiba: That's right ne.
Mao: So what would be the best way to do this? Getting a strike would be good ne? (writing)
Jun: Rather, since you're seriously having a fierce competition. Do that. (writing)
Mao: Here I go.
Nino: This is Inoue Mao-san's very first bowl. (writing) So, in the end of many will she get.
Mao: Alright~. (writing)
Nino: This is something to watch. While Matsumoto-san is watching closely...
Jun: Oh, that's good isn't it.
Mao: Huh?
Jun: It's good isn't it?
Mao: Oh, seriously??
Ooshima: It's a strike! (writing)
[Announcer: Oh my, contrary to expectations Mao-chan got a strike on her first bowl! Now Ooshima-san wants to respond with a strike
no matter what.]
Ooshima: Here I go! A strike! (writing)
Nino: This really got Ooshima-san's tension up. Nice bowl, nice bowl. Did it go?
Aiba: How is it?
Jun: That's nice.
Aiba: Nice ne.
Nino: But everyone's good aren't they?
Aiba: That's right ne.
Mao: Too bad! (writing)
Jun: isn't it something like the luck you're born with? (writing)
Ooshima: That might be ne. (writing)
[Announcer: Perhaps due to the shock she got from MatsuJun's words, Ooshima-san regrettably only gets 9 pins. And...]
Aiba: So, now it's time for Matsumoto-kun's appearance.
Jun: Alright~.
Aiba: So here he'd want to not drag down Mao-chan. (writing)
Nino: After getting a strike the next bowl is very important huh.
Aiba: It is, it is.
Jun: Ah, it's no good!
Mao: Eeh~?! (writing)
Nino: Why would he himself roll a gutter ball? (writing)
Aiba: Could it be...
Mao: You want to kiss her don't you? (writing)
Jun: I do not. (writing)
Ooshima: You don't want to?
Jun: I don't want to!
Ooshima: You don't have to face me and say it like that! (writing)
Jun: Alright!
Nino: He's bowled the second bowl. So, it's heading right for it! Look at that!
Mao: That's questionable huh~. (writing)
[Announcer: Exactly as mao-chan said, he finishes with a questionable 8 pins. Now it's time for the nan whose real strength is completely
unknown to appear, Tsukushi's Papa! However, here an unexpected situation arises!]
Aiba: kobayashi-san, do your best.
Jun: oh, he's good!
Aiba: What is this?! (writing)
Nino: he's good! (writing)
Aiba: This is an unbelievable development! (writing)
Ooshima: You're really super good aren't you! (writing)
Kobayashi: I, uh, I won Tokyo TV's Star Bowling twice. (writing)
[writing: Amazing skill!]
Aiba: This is an unbelievable, unbelievable... (writing)
Jun: This is bad~, I've been had. (writing)
[Announcer: hey, seriously?? This is an unexpected turn of events! The staff really didn't know about Kobayashi-san's real bowling
ability. For Ooshima-san this is a happy huge miscalculation. The Matsumoto team is in a huge bind though.]
Mao: I guess it's fine anyway~. (writing)
Jun: Even if I say 'do your best' I'm the one who needs it.
Mao: Whatever works... (writing)
Aiba: Inoue Mao-chan is saying 'whatever works' is fine. (writing)
Nino: The one and only woman who makes the set-up all light and airy! (writing)
Jun: Please do it properly, please. (writing)
Aiba: Inoue Mao-chan!
[writing: On purpose?]
Nino: Wonderful! (writing)
Jun: Do it properly! What the heck was that just now! (writing) hey. You don't have any will to do it at all do you. (writing)
Aiba: She's really turning into a little devil ne! (writing)
Jun: Just tossing it down there...
[Announcer: Right in front of the panicking MatsuJun's eyes Mao-chan throws a gutter ball! Meanwhile, Ooshima-san is...]
Aiba: Please do your best. She's good, she's good, she's good!
[writing: Ooshima maginifcently gets a spare!]
[Announcer: Unbelievably Ooshima Miyuki picks up a spare! For some reason she and Mao-chan are overjoyed.]
Nino: Matsumoto Jun is aging more and more. (writing)
Aiba: Did he age? Matsumoto-san. (writing)
Nino: Matsumoto-san aged a little.
Jun: There's kind of no one on my side around here. (writing)
[Announcer: Matsumoto Jun is suddenly forced into a corner. After this miracles come one after another!]
Nino: There! That's good!
Aiba: Good.
Nino: it went in!
[Announcer: An unexpected tight competition. In the end, what's the fate of MatsuJun's lips??
Jun: There's kind of no one on my side around here. (writing)
[Announcer: Matsumoto Jun is suddenly forced into a corner. After 4 frames there's a difference of 20 pins between them. Is he going
to give up already and give Ooshima-san a kiss on the cheek? Or so you'd think at the fourth frame...]
Mao: here I go~.
Nino: Thre free girl, Inoue Mao is, there! That's good!
Aiba: Good.
Nino: Will this go in? It went in!
[Announcer: An unbelievable resuscitating strike!]
Ooshima: Amazing~! Amazing~!
Mao: Ne, ne...
Ooshima: Mao-chan's amazing!
Mao: Be happier! I gave you a strike didn't I! (writing)
Jun: Thanks. (writing)
Ooshima: Mao-chan's amazing! (writing)
Mao: Ne! It's you isn't it! (writing)
Jun: Yes. (writing)
Mao: it's your own thing so you have to do it more properly! (writing)
Jun: Despite this I am doing it properly. (writing)
Aiba: Mao-chan's kind of mad at MatsuJun right now ne.
Nino: Are they having a falling out? (writing)
[Announcer: Alright! He doesn't want to be called a guy who can't do anything. In the 6th frame that his pride is riding on...]
Mao: Do your best! Because you're the world's Doumyouji. (writing)
Jun: Okay.
Aiba: Will it go?
Nino: Did it go, did it go, did it go?
[writing: As you would expect from the world's Doumyouji!]
Mao: You did it!
Aiba: He might have made a comeback.
[Announcer: As you would expect from the world's Doumyouji! After Mao-chan's strike he gets a spare. At this point the Ooshima-Kobayashi
pair aren't extending their score, after the end of the 6th frame they've closed the distance between them to 2 pins! However...]
Nino: So? How will it be? Did it go?
Aiba: You can't stop this anymore. (writing)
[Announcer: The MatsuJun - Mao-chan team is pulled back by Kobayashi-san's spare. During the 8th and 9th frame this tug of war continues.
In the end they advance into the 10th frame with a difference of 10 pins. If MatsuJun doesn't get a strike or a spare then their loss
is confirmed. Which means he has to give a kiss to Ooshima-san. MatsuJun, pulling together the last of his strength, makes his first
bowl!]
Nino: What will he pull out, the first bowl.
Aiba: here...
Nino: it went straighta ahead...
Aiba: This is definitely the life or death major crisis. (writing)
Nino: Matsumoto Jun is in a major crisis. (writing)
[Announcer: While Ooshima-san's anticipation is increasing...the second bowl is?]
Nino: It's going to go right by!
Jun: Thanks for your hard work. Okay, thanks for your hard work~.
Aiba: Which means that...
Ooshima: We did it~! (writing)
[Announcer: Ooshima-san gets her heart's desire, the kiss on the cheek! Or it would have been, but...just like a fan, she said that
the back of the hand would be more than enough. And...]
Jun: Okay, if you'll excuse me.
Ooshima: Don't look! Don't look! (writing)
Aiba: Ah, sorry, sorry! Sorry!
Jun: So, excuse me for losing. (writing)
Nino: Congratulations~!
Aiba: Congratulations~! How was it Ooshima-san? (writing)
Ooshima: I'm so happy~! (writing)
Aiba: The best? How does it smell? How does it smell? (writing)
Ooshima: It smells like roses! (writing)
Aiba: The smell of roses! That's the end of the bowling competition!
Nino: That's great ne!
[Announcer: It's already the best of days, to the point where Ooshima-san would be happy if she died right now. Right after this is
the conclusion of the date, but her wish is to have a magnificent drama for the climax. For some reason the stage is on the edge of
the coastlands.]
Aiba: Please read the script. (writing)
Nino: Please wait a minute. (writing) Is there still...
Aiba: We can't get her to give him back yet.
Nino: This is happening ne, completely. (writing)
Nishida: Young master. I have terrible news. Tsukushi-sama is... (writing)
Nino: Debi-san... (writing)
Aiba: ...has appeared! Debit Itou-san! (writing)
Ooshima: It's certainly Nishida-san...? (writing)
Nishida: Yes. Because you stole the Young Master away from her Tsukushi-sama was kidnapped while staggering around in despair. (writing)
Ooshima: Eh?!
Nino: That's an amazing explanation... (writing) An amazing explanation.
Aiba: You're shocked, but you're the one who thought up those lines! (writing)
Ooshima: Who was it who kidnapped Tsukushi? (writing)
Nishida: As you know, the Doumyouji Enterprise has a lot of enemies. (writing)
Jun: Yes. (writing)
Nishida: Even among them there is one that is incredibly powerful. Nobles. (writing)
Ooshima: Nobles?? (writing)
Nino: Who are 'nobles'? (writing)
[Announcer: Now they head to the warehouse to which Tsukushi was abducted, but...]
Nino: This could be the last scene ne. (writing)
Aiba: That's right ne. Kidnapped and brought to a warehouse. (writing)
Nino: I see~. (writing) Here they are, here they are.
Aiba: What will happen?
Jun: What are we doing?
Aiba: What will happen?
Jun: What are we doing?
Nino: Scary, scary.
Aiba: Who's coming, who's coming? What's going to happen?
[writing: The bad guynolbes, The Bearded Barons]
Nino: This is finally getting ridiculous! (writing)
Jun: The Bearded Barons-
Yamada: The noble gag! (writing)
[writing: They're going to perform?]
Yamada: [Hana Yori Dango]. Doesn't master Doumyouji look a little ill?
Higuchi: The Doumyouji family's in debt!
Yamada: Of course, I understand the situation. Poor thing, we should help out, just how much do they need?
Higuchi: 120 thousand.
Yamada: Do your best~! What's wrong, do you have a temperature or something?
Higuchi: Yes, 36 degrees celsius.
Yamada: That's normal temperature isn't it~! Wow, after drinking this wine I'm sweating really weirdly.
Higuchi: I put something special in your drink, he he he.
Yamada: geez, what exactly did you put in here?
Higuchi: Chinese medicine.
Yamada: Thanks~! I see you've come Doumyouji. We have Makino Tsukushi. (writing) Hey.
Higuchi: By all means!
Nino: She was behind them?? She was behind them?! (writing)
Nishida: Tsukushi-sama. (writing)
Nino: Ah, there she is!
Aiba: That's right, and to give a kidnapped feel they even have her tied up.
tsukushi: I'm sorry Doumyouji. (writing)
Jun: No, it's me that's sorry. (writing)
[Announcer: This somewhat deep last scene is actually also part of hre dream! What could it be?]
Nino: What's going to happen? (writing)
Yamada: Your detested enemies the nobles, Doumyouji. (writing)
Aiba: here it comes, here it comes!
Yamada: Prepare yourself~! (writing)
Jun: Why?! (writing)
OOshima: Tsukasa, watch out! Ha! (writing)
Yamada: Prepare yourself~!
OOshima: Tsukasa, watch out! Tsukasa, watch out! Ha! (writing)
Girl: Ooshima-san~!
Girl 2: Rather, isn't he sliding away too much?
Nino: he should catch her, he should catch her.
Girl 2: What a terrible face.
Jun: No no, no no.
Aiba: She totally got him, she totally got him, Ooshima-san.
Nino: Why, why?
Aiba: Now...she said that dying inside MatsuJun's arms was her biggest dream! (writing)
Nino: Such a pain~! (writing)
Ooshima: It always...turns out like this in the end ne. Tsukasa...tell me you love me. (writing)
Jun: What?
Nino: The tiara...;P
Ooshima: Tell me you love me. (writing)
Jun: Ah...I lvoe you. (writing)
Nino: She's not dying at all! (writing)
Ooshima: Tsukushi... (writing)
Tsukushi: What is it Miyuki? (writing)
Aiba: Even though she was tied up ne...;P
Nino: It was a slipknot;P
Ooshima: There's no one except you that I can leave Tsukasa to now. (writing)
Tsukushi: Yes. I understand. (writing)
Nino: Hurry up and die! (writing)
Aiba: She's just kind of like 'a little longer'...;P it's very soon.
Ooshima: Everything's getting dark. But ne, I can see it... (writing)
Tsukushi: What can you see? (writing)
Ooshima: June 28th, released in Touhou theatres across the country...the state of Hana Yori Dango Final's big success. (writing)
Nino: At the end...at the end there she screwed up;P (writing)
Tsukushi: Miyuki! Miyuki! Miyuki! Thank you. I definitely won't forget about you. (writing)
[writing: The end?]
[Announcer: Don't forget this too ne!]
Doumyouji: Makino! We're going on a trip.
[Announcer: Hana Yori Dango Final, being released the day after tomorrow, June 28th. It seems that a big hit is on the way, so by
all means don't miss it! On top of which, Mao-san, thanks for your hard work today!]
Mao: There's a lot of ways to do special tie-ins huh. (writing)
Jun: It's true. That's the most important thing. (writing)
Aiba: That's right ne.
Tsukushi: Thank you. I definitely won't forget about you.
Omg, that was so much fun!XDD I had to watch the part where Ooshima is filming Jun while feeding him like 13 times<3<3<3 I had expected him to be much mor intractable and somewhat irritated, but he was actually super sweet!X3 Too bad he sucks at bowling;P (now I feel much better about my pitiful attempt last springXD) Ooshima totally hammed it up at every turn, and Mao-chan was such a sport^^ Now back to watching Jun eat hamburger at close rangeXD
As for the title of this post, I had to do just that the other day, right before work. I won't go into the gory details, but I have to say that 'necessity is the mother of invention' comes to mind just remembering it^^; I wonder how long it'll stay fixed...XD I could call my caretaker but I hate having strangers wandering around my apartment, whether I'm there or not, and I don't think he likes me very much:S Oh well, it works for now anywaysXD
Well, I had more to post, but I gures it'll have to wait. Have a great week everyone!^^
あたしも安らぎを求めている。愛の陰を追っている。いつか届くかな？
Actually, since I'm a rabid completionist (which is partially why I'm late this week) I did the whole episode even though the date doesn't start until minute 17^^; So, if you're not interested in reading about Agejo and their extremely pricey social economics you'll have to scroll down a bit;P But I have to say, watching that part really gave me a strong urge to go buy crystals and plaster them on everything I ownO_o The hair and clothing I can totally dispense with, but man do I love sparkly thingsXDD *ahem* Without further ado...
[Announcer: Surely you all remember...about Princess Fumiko, the Agejou (title for girl wearing this style) from Yamaguchi we broadcast
last week.]
Aiba: Excuse me~. Are you Yamaguchi's Princess Fumiko? (writing)
Fumiko: Ye~s. (writing)
[Announcer: Girls like her who act like a princess from head to toe are called 'Diamantaise'. This is the highest authority for girls
who want to buy this kind of fashion, but this fashion has a slightly surprising price...]
Aiba: This kind of clothing isn't cheap huh. (writing)
Fumiko: Yes. It's expensive. (writing)
Aiba: Ne, how much is it, by the way? (writing)
Fumiko: Something like 60 thousand yen. (writing)
Aiba: Eh?! (writing)
Fumiko: Something like 60 thousand yen. (writing)
Aiba: 60 thousand?! (writing)
Fumiko: Yes.
[Announcer: Princess Fumiko saves all her money for an all-pink, flowy, strawberry-patterend wardrobe. But the reason this Diamante
fashion sprung up was because there was a strong person, a princess among princesses, looked up to as a goddess, that girls across
the country admired. That would be...]
Keiko: Welcome. (writing)
Fumiko: Cute<3 (writing)
[Announcer: The princess-type Agejo and charismatic shop owner of 'Jesus Diamante', Keiko-san.]
Fumiko: You;re incredibly cute. I'm incredibly happy. (writing)
Aiba: You've been doing your best all by yourself in yamaguchi-ken right!
[Announcer: Upon seeing her admired person right before her eyes Fumiko-chan unexpectedly breaks into tears.
Keiko: Don't cry. (writing)
Fumiko: I'm so happy. (writing) Um, a while ago I saw you in Ageha and really admired your hair and make-up, so I've come this far
doing my best to imitate you. (writing)
Keiko: Ah, you saw me in Ageha. (writing)
keiko/Fumiko: Thank you. (writing)
[Announcer: Arashi-chan were a little overwhelmed by this spectacle, but it;s coming to light that there are girls all across the
country who are wildly devoted to her. On top of which, after the broadcast was over there was a flood of communiques from the general
audience saying 'I'm curious about Princess Keiko, tell me more~'. So now there's nothing but to do it! Which means that...]
Aiba: So, that means that we're going to thoroughly investigate the secrets of the so-called 'Diamantaise' Princess Keiko~! Alright~.
To start with ne, this week I'm not by myself. Someone from Arashi ne, has become a victim of the Agejo. It's this person, come
on out! (writing)
Nino: Your favor please~. (writing)
Aiba: Your tension's so low! (writing)
Nino: Because I haven't become a victim or anything like that at all. To be honest I'm incredibly apathetic. (writing)
Aiba: But you have a little interest right? (writing) I mean that, this kind of dress you know- (writing)
Nino: I think 'why are they that expensive?' (writing)
Aiba: Right? There was a girl who was doing it all by herself in Yamaguchi-ken. (writing)
Nino: That's right ne.
Aiba: That's right huh?
Nino: When I saw that I was thinking 'wouldn't it be better to quit?' Like, 'if that's how it is just quit'. (writing)
Aiba: Really?
[Announcer: That's right, there must have been some among the audience who had the same feeling as Ninomiya...so for those of you who
were wanting to yell 'why?? why?? what's going on??' at the tv during every scene... 'Tell me! Doll Princess Keiko! Everything about
the Strongest Diamantaise!' And this time these 4 are specially participating. Some of the strongest devotees of the Diamantaise movement.
And of course, among them is also Princess Fumiko who appeared last time!]
Aiba: On a side note, what time did you get up today Fumiko-chan? (writing)
Fumiko: Today was...something like 2:30. (writing)
[writing: getting up at 2:30 in the middle of the night?! make-up that takes 4 hours.]
Aiba: it's pitch dark. It's pitch dark. (writing)
Nino: 2;30...that's the time when I woke up a bit because I was too hot. (writing)
Aiba: After that you sleep again right? (writing)
Nino: I slept, I slept. (writing)
[Announcer: First, the favorite Diamante.]
Aiba: So, Ninomiya-kun, this here is Diamante. (writing)
Nino: This is an amazing place ne. (writing)
Aiba: This is it. (writing)
Nino: Over there is plain ne? (writing)
Aiba: There's plain lines too, over there there's things like accessories. Because I'm a veteran of this stuff. (writing)
Nino: More and more ne. (writing)
Aiba: More and more.
Nino: More and more.
[Announcer: That's right, this is the highest authority in princess-style fashion, 'Jesus Diamante'. Inside this spacious and gorgeous
sphere of influence there are items laid out that exude elegeance and sophistication. Among them is the so-called 'faded rose pattern'
print line that is her finest masterpiece and a big hit as an indispensable princess item. And! Here!]
Aiba: Even among all that, even in this Diamante, there's a charismatic figure in the princess world... (writing)
Nino: That's who it is that I came to meet today. (writing)
Aiba: That's right isn't it?
Nino: Yes.
Aiba: You want to meet her right? (writing)
Nino: I want you to hurry up and introduce her ne. (writing)
Aiba: Do you want to meet her everyone? (writing)
All 4: Yes we do. (writing)
Aiba: You want to meet her ne. Well then, let's have her appear without delay, this is Princess Keiko, come on out!
All 4: So cute~. (writing)
[Announcer: Highest of high~! This is the princess among princesses, the charismatic owner of Jesus Diamante, Princess Keiko.]
Aiba: So this, you see, we'd like to ask you today. What's the focus of your outfit today? (writing)
Keiko: The focus is that it's a one-piece, it's a newly created one-piece ne. (writing)
Aiba: A newly created one-piece.
Keiko: Yes.
Aiba: Isn't there- isn't there something...?
Keiko: A theme? (writing)
Aiba: A theme.
Keiko: I'm the 'strongest Keiko doll'. (writing)
Aiba: oh, bravo, bravo, bravo.
Aiba/Nino: Strongest Keiko doll. (writing)
Nino: You'd often have trouble saying that. (writing)
Aiba: Ne~.
Nino: I'm impressed we were able to say that title. (writing)
Aiba: That's right.
[Announcer: And here, Ninomiya-kun realizes something after seeing Keiko-chan in the flesh.]
Nino: If, for example, ne...(writing)
Aiba: Yes yes yes.
Nino: ...there was a funeral for a relative or something... (writing)
Aiba: Yes.
Nino: ...or for a wedding as well you know, you can't stand out more than the bride right? (writing)
Aiba: You definitely stand out ne. Like 'w2hich is the leading female?' (writing)
Nino: You can't stand out. Do you have (clothing) styles like that? It's not like you can constantly be a princess 24 hours a day, 365
days a year is it? (writing)
Aiba: But that's what a princess is ne?
Keiko: It's completely fine. (writing)
Aiba: Completely fine?
Keiko: I cna deal with it all. (writing)
Aiba: Well, wouldn't you all like to see that? (writing)
All 4: We do~! (writing)
[Announcer: Which means, an urgent project: 'Tell me, Princess Keiko! A different scene Diamantaise fashion show~!' Scene 1: Sparkling
accessories are slightly frowned upon? When going to a funeral that can make anyone sad...]
Aiba: Princess Keiko would come like this. Open!
All 4: So cute~! (writing)
Nino: Aren't you making a mistake saying things like 'cute'? (writing)
[Announcer: The image is that of a 'Godfather' funeral. A ribbon pochette on a ribboned one-piece. She says the focus is to make
the ribbons bigger than usual, so as not to be overshadowed by the tears. The Elisabeth gloves allow her to act the part of a
shadowed woman.]
Aiba: So all together it's 116 340yen.
Nino: How many outfits could you buy at [Aoki] for that? (writing)
[Announcer: Scene 2: Your boyfriend suddenly says this! Why don't you spend the night today? The first release of a princess' dressing
gown!]
Aiba: Princess Hime would come like this, open!
All 4: So cute~! (writing)
[Announcer: The rule for princesses is not to wear trousers even when sleeping. When wearing a fluffy gown like this even your boyfriend's
room will be a splendid, sweet room. A Diamantaise doesn't ruin the princess image even at home~.]
Aiba: The princess pajamas are 87 990yen.
Nino: That's expensive! Where is this 80 thousand? (writing) Where's the 80 thousand?
[Announcer: And the last one is, Princess Keiko style! The serious love-effective spoiled girl date style!]
Aiba: When a princess gets serious, this is what happens! (writing) Open!
All 4: So cute~! So cute~! So cute~! (writing)
Nino: Princess! (writing)
[Announer: Here it is! The princess standard, fighting with a full-body faded rose pattern. An umbrella to protect her skin, and a carry-bag
that will hold anything are the essential items for when going out. The decisive point is the dog bag that looks cute anywhere you take
it. With this you have the highest price of all, 198 450yen.]
Aiba: Keiko-san, when you get serious then this about what happens ne. (writing)
Keiko: That's right ne! Full-body faded rose print ne! (writing)
Aiba: You have it all piled up on your head after all right. (writing)
Keiko: That's right ne, however normally I do it myself, but when I'm in a pinch I get a Piler to do it. (writing)
Nino: A Piler?? (writing)
Aiba: A Piler?? (writing)
Nino: Like a professional pachinko player? (writing)
Aiba: No no.
Nino: So the pro will do everything for you. (writing)
[Announcer: I'll explain. To the Agejo, who pile it higher and higher, the Piler and Decorator are beings so important they can't
live without them! Among them the Agejo girls' favoured Piler Yoshida-san, and legendary Decorator Kinkira-Kin-san who can make anything
sparkle, are super essential beings that support the Agejo girls! And, if you ask about it this much, of course...]
Aiba: Do you want to get piled up? (writing)
All 4: We do~. (writing)
Aiba: 'We do~';P
Nino: Ehh, I don't want to~.
Aiba: Let's go! Let's go! (writing) I asked something good.
[Announcer: In the end, exactly what kind of person is the legendary Piler and legendary Decorator?]
[writing: Legendary Piler Yoshida Jun-san]
Aiba: Excuse me, we actually came with four people today.
Nino: Excuse us, we're terribly sorry.
Yoshida: Ah, no, it's kind of amazing ne.
Aiba: is it okay if we get Keiko-chan to introduce you? (writing)
Yoshida: Ah, yes.
Keiko: This is my charismatic Piler that I'm always relying on. (writing)
Aiba: I'm Aiba.
Yoshida: Nice to meet you. I'm Yoshida. Your favor please.
Aiba: Your favor please~.
Yoshida: Hello.
[Announcer: hi there! This is the charismatic Pilre Yoshida Jun-san. To match the day's theme of Princess keiko being in serious mode
he really piled it high. By the way, this hairstyle is...'cake roll side flow Nagoya twist style'.]
Nino: Are there popular styles among the piled up style as well? (writing)
Yoshida: There are. They're just a little bit different depending on the era. Like 'cake roll twist', 'coronet twist', 'high and mighty
twist', 'flower flash twist', there's lots of different kinds. (writing)
Nino: I don't understand at all. (writing)
Aiba: That 'flower flash'...
Nino: Flower flash.
Aiba: That kind of thing, about how much time does it take? (writing)
Yoshida: The time it takes for one person is around about 2.5 to 3 hours. (writing)
Nino: That's like 'Titanic' at that point. (writing; the movie, in length)
[Announcer: Since they don't have much time today they're going to limit it to one person. Let's experience charismatic Piler Yoshida-
san's piling! This time the one who will experience it is Hanagawa-born Princess Hiromi. They're going to dye her black hair, which
is unfortunate for a Diamantaise, into high-quality gold. Also, they're giving her 40 extensions. As you can see they're woven in.
The finishing touch is 25mm diameter rich-girl curls. Today's theme is 'a butterfly lady's day off pile-up'. In the end, what's the
finished product?]
Aiba: This is Princess Hiromi, come on out! (writing)
Yoshida: Sorry to keep you waiting~! (writing)
Nino: Amazing.
All 3: So cute. (writing)
Nino: Amazing.
Aiba: Amazing.
[Announcer: As you would expect, at the hands of charismatic Piler Yoshida-san it's as you see here. It's truly a grand transformation
into the updo of a butterfly lady. And the intriguing price is, 37 thousand yen. For the Piler industry that's cheap.]
Aiba: is- is it okay if I touch it a little? (writing)
hiromi: Yeah.
Nino: Your hair is shining. (writing)
Aiba: Oh! It won't even go in! My finger won't go in. (writing)
Nino: It's water-repellent. (writing)
[Announcer: After that they head over to the charismatic Decorator Kinkira-Kin-san. On a side note, since she doesn't have a shop she's
a mysterious personage who's only known through word of mouth by the Ageha readers. So today we especially had Ageha Head Editor Nakato
Hisako-san introduce us.]
Aiba: Nakato-san, it's been a long time. (writing)
nakato: It's been a long time. (writing)
Aiba: We're under your care~.
Nino: It's not really been a long time or anything has it. (writing)
Aiba: Beside you is the charismatic... (writing)
Nakato: Yes, this is Araki Sayaka. (writing)
Aiba: Araki Sayaka-san. Nice to meet you.
All 4: So cute~. (writing)
Aiba: So cute.
Nino: She is cute. (writing)
Aiba: Cute ne.
Nino: Slender! (writing) Slender.
Aiba: Today we came to meet Kinkira-san. (writing) Kinkira-san, please favor us.
Kinkira: Your favor please.
Nino: Your favor please.
[Announcer: This here is the charismatic Decorator Kinkira-kin-san. She's a legendary Decorator who's received tremendous support from
many famous Agejo, beginning with Araki Sayaka. But exactly what is so amazing? Let's take a look at her creations.]
Nino: Your t-shirt is kind of amazing isn't it.
Aiba: You did that yourself as well? (writing)
Kinkira: Yes, I did. I tried putting them in places where there wasn't anything. (writing)
[Announcer: Creation number 1, decorated t-shirts. take a shirt that cost 500yen and add lettters and pictures and it becomes a piled-
on t-shirt. Price, 15 thousand yen.]
Aiba: Even your hands... (writing)
Kinkira: Yes,
Aiba: That's a watch ne. You did this yourself too? (writing)
Kinkira: yes, I did it myself as well.
Nino: This watch is amazing! (writing)
[Announcer: Creation number 2, a decorated watch. It's hard to see the time, but it doesn't matter! Just from it's completely beautiful
appearance it's a piled-on 40 thousand yen!]
Aiba: Then, that computer! Who did that? (writing)
Kinkira: Ah, I did it. (writing)
Nino: That's a tough job! Definitely impossible! (writing)
[Announcer: Creation #3, decorated computer. Due to the decorations it's twice as heavy, but now it's a super piled-on computer that
sparkles on every side. So, that iintriguing price is...]
Aiba: About how much would something like this be? (writing)
Kinkira: Ah, this? This... is about 150 thousand (yen).
Nino: You're going with around 150 thousand? (writing) And so casually...
Aiba: Hey hey, this is 15 thousand right? (writing; the t-shirt)
Nino: Then if you compare them...
Kinkira: This isn't 15 thousand yen ne. (writing)
Nino: That's right ne, if it coms to this.
Aiba: You were mistaken ne? (writing)
Kinkira: I was a little on edge, yes. (writing)
[Announcer: As you would expect of the charismatic. The asking price changes depending on her mood that day and the condition of the
friendship. So, since they went to all the trouble of meeting her, we had her decorate something for each of them.]
[writing: 3 hours later.]
Aiba: They're finished~! (writing) So, Kinkira-san.
All 4: Amazing, so cute~. Amazing. (writing)
[Announcer: Here are the 4 items that Kinkira-kin-san completed. Princess Yukari's decorated toothbrush, 21 thousand yen. Princess
Hiromi's deocrated hairpin, 10,500 yen. (writing) Princess Fumiko's decorated fruit box, 21 thousand yen. And, Princess Natsuko's
decorated lunch box, that intriguing price is...?]
Nino: Around how much would this be? If you did it normally. (writing)
Kinkira: This? If I did this normally it would be about 60 thousand.
Nino: Why is there such a gap...?
Aiba: Isn't that kind of weird? Earlier you said that was 15 thousand. Which means that there's still depths to plumb in the Ageha
world, we'll be piling it on next time as well!]
Aiba: So, this is what we're sending out to you this time, tada! 'Hana Yori MatsuJun'. Ready, and-
Aiba/Nino: 'Love-love Big Date Plan~'!
[Announcer: In addition to being mixed up in the fierce battle on a previous episode, Ooshima Miyuki magnificently won the date with
MatsuJun! Before the date a script was completed within which was written Miyuki's dream date. Despite that...she's doing everything
she wants! We also call out the extremely luxurious members of Hana Yori Dango, and Ooshima-san runs wild! And in the end an 'unbelievable~!'
level of drama?]
Ooshima: Tsukasa, watch out!
Tsukushi: Miyuki! Thank you. (writing)
Sho: What is this? What is this?
Nino/Aiba: Hana Yori MatsuJun, the Love-love attack big date plan~! Yay~!
Jun: You're too loud! You're too loud! (writing)
Aiba: Too loud? That's because Ooshima-san pulled a win out of that struggle ne! (writing)
Nino: Because one way or another she was the woman he chose. (writing)
Aiba: That's right. Because she stole Matsumoto-kun's heart! (writing)
Jun: She did not! (writing)
Aiba: She didn't? (writing)
Jun: She didn't.
Aiba: But ne, you're wearing such fancy clothing today. (writing)
Nino: We're not fancy at all ne, look at these clothes! (writing)
Aiba: Let's have some fun! (writing)
Nino: All there is to do is have fun, afterwards. (writing)
Aiba: Today Ooshima-san wrote up her dream plan in here. (writing)
Jun: What?
Aiba: 'My dream'.
[Announcer: That's right. Ooshima-san is putting her life on the line for today's date. A masterpiece script with all of her dreams
crammed into it. It already seems to be amazing right from the opening. In the end what kind of beginning will it be?]
Aiba: We're meeting up with Ooshima-san here today. (writing)
Nino: You know ne, the wind feels good huh. (writing)
Aiba: Yes. This location is the best ne! (writing)
Nino: Yeah, this is the best.
Aiba: Ah, it's pretty huh~.
Nino: Aiba-san! (writing)
Aiba: Hmm? She's here ne~! (writing)
Nino: It's good that it's the Ooshima-san we know ne. (writing)
Aiba: Shhh! It's already starting! (writing)
Nino: Could it be...? (writing)
[Announcer: And, it's Ooshima-san's entrance. And for some reason she appears to be waiting for someone. Could it be...?]
Aiba: huh?! (writing)
Nino: Could it be? (writing)
Aiba: Isn't that Tsukushi-chan? Is that the real thing? (writing)
Nino: It's the real thing ne. (writing) It's the real thing-
Jun: I told you guys not to cause trouble! (writing)
Aiba: Is that Tsukushi-chan?! (writing)
Tsukushi: It looks like you came right on time ne. (writing)
Nino: It's the real thing isn't it?
Aiba: It's the real thing!
Nino: It's the real thing ne.
Aiba: That's not a look-alike, that's the real thing.
Ooshima: Why did you call me out to this place? You know ne, I'm busy today. (writing)
Tsukushi: I have something serious to talk to you about today. (writing)
Ooshima: Like I said, what is it? (writing)
Tsukushi: It's a fact that I think you're beautiful, slender, outwardly attractive, and the person who looks best in short hair out
of the whole world. I acknowledge that. But...but I can't give up on Doumyouji after all. (writing)
Ooshima: What are you saying, you penniless brat! You know ne, if you want to know the answer that much ne, how about asking the man
himself over there?! (writing)
Tsukushi: Doumyouji, you were over there? (writing)
Nino: Good morning.
Aiba: No, no, hurry up.
Nino: Hurry up! Hurry up! (writing)
Jun: What? (writing)
Nino: Read it! Read it! (writing)
Jun: Read what? What? (writing)
Nino: You're reading it! (writing)
Jun: Reading what?? (writing)
Aiba: Just right here.
Jun: Hah?!
[writing: Waiting]
Aiba: Hurry up!
Jun: I say this? (writing)
Aiba: Go go! (writing)
Miyuki: Tsukasa...tell her the truth! (writing)
Tsukasa: I'm sorry Makino...I...there's somebody I like. (writing)
Tsukushi: Is that...possibly... (writing)
Tsukasa: That's right...it's the lady right before your eyes. I'll tell you one thing though. That girl isn't Cameron Diaz! It's my
beloved Miyuki. (writing)
Tsukushi: Doumyouji... (writing)
Tsukasa: So, I'm sorry...right now I have a date with Miyuki. So go home Makino. (writing)
Tsukushi: Impossible...impossible. This isn't possible~! (writing)
Miyuki: No, it is possible~! (writing)
Tsukushi: Doumyouji... I definitely won't give up! (writing)
Nino: Yes! Cut~! (writing)
Aiba: It's good~! (writing) Okay, we're checking it, we're checking it. Ah, amazing.
Jun: Excuse me...
Nino: Cut cut.
Jun: We're doing this for a whole day today? (writing)
[Announcer: That's right. Ooshima-san's dream date is a super luxurious number with a real date and this kind of drama scene all
mixed in together!]
Tsukasa: I'll tell you one thing though. That girl isn't Cameron Diaz! (writing)
Ooshima: Hi there~. (writing)
Aiba: 'Darling' has- (writing)
Ooshima: he's come ne~<3 (writing)
Aiba: He really came ne! That's so great ne! Today ne, um, with the full support of Hana Yori Dango Final, we're going to make Ooshim-san's
wishes come true for one day. (writing)
Ooshima: Thank you! (writing)
Jun: They're fairly generous ne. (writing)
[Announcer: This time they have the full support of Hana Yori Dango Final. In the movie that gets released the day after tomorrow Doumyouji
and Tsukushi are facing a crisis standing in their way of getting married. Their love goes through another test as they struggle to
overcome it.]
Tsukushi: This is isn't possible.
[Announcer: And of course, today's date will not lose out to the movie in terms of 'impossible~' developments! Ooshima-san also starts
the date by placing the tiara that conveys her into the Doumyouji family onto her head.]
Ooshima: omg~! (writing)
[Announcer: And, of course, this person will also be going along for a whole day.]
Tsukushi: This isn't possible! (writing)
[Announcer: Well Ooshima-san, it's finally time for your dream real date with MatsuJun. The first thing she wished for was horse-back
riding.]
Aiba: So, they're here! (writing)
Nino: They're here! They're here! (writing)
Aiba: They've come.
Nino: Why would they come here? (writing)
[Announcer: Why? After seeing MatsuJun's horse-riding figure in the movie [Kakushi Toride no San Akunin] she was absolutely riveted. It
seems that she wanted if possible to see it in person. First, before the horse-riding, is lunch time. Upon which...]
Ooshima: Today... (writing)
Jun: Yes. (writing)
Ooshima: A hand-made bentou (lunch box)... (writing)
Jun: Seriously? (writing)
Ooshima: I made it... (writing)
Jun: Yes. Is this real? Did you make it for real? (writing)
Ooshima: It's real. (writing)
Jun: Amazing.
Aiba: Ooshima-san is amazing right? (writing) Her cooking-
Nino: She's really good at cooking ne. (writing)
[Announcer: Unbelievabley, on this day OOshima-sam got up early, at 5am, to make this hand-made bentou. On a side note, today's menu is
her mother's boiled vegetable recipe and her specially made hand-kneaded hamburgers with grated burdock root.]
Ooshima: Ready, and- oh! Looks delicious~! It's finished~! (writing)
[Announcer: A bentou full of love. So, will it agree with MatsuJun's tastebuds? (writing)]
Ooshima: Please eat. (writing)
Jun: Then I guess I'll go with the hamburger. (writing)
Ooshima: Okay.
Jun: Then...mm, delicious. (writing)
Aiba: MatsuJun is kind of making a face that's not as dissatisfied as I would have thought. (writing)
Ooshima: At that moment, even if I died I would have been satisfied. That's how happy I was ne. (writing)
Jun: I was...really happy that she made me food ne. (writing)
[Announcer: Well well, Ooshima-san is doing well right from the start of the date. She seems so happy just watching MatsuJun.]
Jun: Yeah, delicious. (wriitng)
Ooshima: I'm so glad~. (writing)
[Announcer: However, now Ooshima-san suddenly starts getting fidgety. Could- could it be??]
Ooshima: Hey...please let me feed you. (writing)
Aiba: Uwa~ there it is, there it is. (writing)
Jun: I don't want to. (writing)
Nino: Go go! Overcome his resistance! (writing) You'll overcome him! Today's your ideal date, so it could work. (writing)
Ooshima: Please! Please! (writing)
Jun: I don't want to. (writing)
Ooshima: Please! (writing)
Jun: Why? (writing)
Ooshima: Because I wan-ta be able tuh do it. (writing; she stumbled on her words;P)
Jun: he hates embarrassing things. (writing)
Aiba: That's right ne~, that's right ne. (writing)
Ooshima: Please! Please! (writing)
Jun: Fine. (writing)
Ooshima: Eh?! (writing)
Jun: Yes... (writing)
Ooshima: It's okay? (writing)
Jun: Yeah... (writing)
[Announcer: Ooshima-san got her dream 'ahh~'!]
Nino: This is extremely rare! (writing)
Aiba: That's right, go for it, go for it. (writing)
[Announcer: Oh my~! On top of which, here...]
Aiba: A personal camcorder! She brought her personal camcorder? (writing)
OOshima: Ah, I'm getting nervous. Ah~. Yes! 'Ah~' (writing)
Jun: Thanks for the food. (writing)
Nino: The tiara, the tiara.
Aiba: The tiara!
Jun: Ah, Ooshima-san, the tiara. (writing)
Nino: The tiara! The tiara! (writing)
Aiba: Ah, this really got them worked up ne~. (writing)
Nino: For the moment they're worked up ne. (writing)
Aiba: They're worked up. This has a really good feel to it!
[Announcer: ooshima-san, surely after you've spent your lunch time relaxing in plain clothes...it's finally time for the real horse-back
riding date.]
Staff: Well then, you're going to actually ride on the horse. (writing)
Jun: Yes.
Staff: First, Matsumoto-san if you please. (writing)
Jun: I can I really ride it... (writing)
Aiba: Here it is, the moment MatsuJun rides the horse. (writing)
Nino: That's what's written here.
Aiba: Ooshima-san's on the verge of losing control of her bowels. (writing)
Nino: Ne.
STaff: Chelsea.
Jun: Chelsea?
Staff: This is Chelsea-kun.
Jun: Chelsea-kun.
Aiba: Sooner or later-
Staff: You know it well ne.
Nino: Woah, there we go, there we go.
Ooshima: Is there a person that suits it this much? Is there? (writing)
Aiba: my my my, isn't this the real [Kakushi toride]? The real [kakushi toride]. (writing)
Nino: Look at that, look at that! (writing)
Ooshima: [kakushi toride]<3 (writing)
Staff: Please do a canter.
Ooshima: He's riding! Amazing~! (writing)
Jun: It's been awhile, this is super fun~. (writing)
[Announcer: Ooshima-san is extremely emotional at seeing her dream of Jun riding a horse right in front of her eyes.]
Ooshima: He's my prince on a white horse. (writing)
Nino: It's exactly like she said. (writing)
Nino/Aiba: Cool! Cool! (writing)
[Announcer: And Ooshima-san is trying out horse-back riding too.]
Staff: So, first of all, take the reins with your left hand-
Aiba: MatsuJun's left hand is moving around a lot ne. He wants her to just go ne. (writing)
Nino: That's right ne.
Staff: Will your boyfriend help out a little bit more? (writing)
Jun: I'm not her boyfriend. (writing)
Aiba: he obstinately denies it ne. (writing)
Ooshima: This is amazing! Ahh!
Jun: Why, why?
Nino: That's right, that's right, look, look. He's smiling, he's smiling! Her boyfriend is smiling. (writing)
Aiba: he looks like he's having fun ne. (writing)
Nino: Oh, that's nice!
Staff: Matsumoto-san, will you try pulling her? (writing)
Nino: Ah, that's great! As you would expect, the club people understand. (writing)
Aiba: It looks like having a date like this would be fun ne. (writing)
Ooshima: Sorry ne, for getting you to pull me along. (writing)
Jun: is it fun? (writing)
Ooshima: It's fun. (writing)
Aiba: This is great, this back-shot is the best. (writing)
[Announcer: Hey, these two have a pretty good atmosphere about them. Just as Ooshima-san was aiming for, the horse-back riding ends
as a big success. Or so you'd think...]
Aiba: What is she doing? (writing)
Nino: What is that? Ah! (writing)
[writing: Thump]
Ooshima: O~w.
Nino: We don't need comedy! (writing)
[Announcer: In the end she really did have 'hurt' feelings, but upon being helped by MatsuJun Ooshima-san actually seems really happy.
Next they headed to the Prince Park Tower Tokyo's bowling salon. And here there's a reason why Ooshima-san chose a bowling date. Speaking
of bowling, of course there's body contact. When they get a spare or a strike their bodies will naturally come into contact. Obviously
each little thing is a serious fight for Ooshima-san. Which means...]
Ooshima: Please. (writing)
Nino: Here it comes!
Jun: So close~!
[writing: Too bad]
Jun: So close;P
Aiba: There aren't many people who get this upset over bowling. When you get a spare it's 'yay!' ne. (writing)
Jun: Do your best.
Ooshima: Here I go! (writing)
Aiba: Do your best!
Jun: Do your best! (writing)
Nino: All she can aim for here is a spare ne. (writing)
Aiba: That's right ne. Get a spare...
Jun: Here it comes!
Ooshima: Come on! (writing) Come on! Alright~! (writing)
Aiba: This is amazing~!
Ooshima: Alright~.
Nino: She's kind of started turning out like Marik. (writing; magician)
Aiba: hand power ne. (writing)
[Announcer: However, there was yet further plans behind her bowling date.]
Aiba: Yet again, it's time for Ooshima-san's dreamt-of moment. (writing)
Nino: I forgot. (writing)
[Announcer: That's right, and for her sake this family has been called out again...]
Jun: I guess ne.
[writing: Could it be?!]
Aiba: There here, there here, look! This is...Ninomiya-san, do you know? Tsukushi-chan's father.
Nino: Kobayashi-san isn't it ne?
Aiba: Susumu-san is...
Ooshima: Huh?! It's Makino Tsukushi isn't it! (writing)
Tsukushi: What a coincidence. (writing)
Ooshima: There's no way it could be a coincidence! (writing)
Tsukushi: Papa, this is that Ooshima woman who tricked Doumyouji! (writing)
Papa: Doumyouji-san, this is cruel isn't it! No matter how beautiful she is, throwing away Tsukushi to be with this woman! (writing)
Nino: The set-up is... (writing)
Ooshima: Hey! What did you come here for? (writing)
Tsukushi: Ah! This is perfect. Won't you have a bowling competition? (writing)
Ooshima: Why don't we do that! (writing)
Tsukushi: If I win, truly give up on Doumyouji. (writing)
Papa: That's right, that's right.
Ooshima: Okay, got it. If I win...I'll get this person to give me a kiss on the cheek. (writing)
Jun: Why? (writing)
Tsukushi: Got it! (witing)
Jun: Why 'got it!'? (writing)
[Announcer: Hey hey! Ooshima's script is very forceful! Actually, Ooshima-san thought up this plan because she's confident in her bowling.
If she thoroughly beats Mao-chan she'll get a kiss on the cheek from MatsuJun. Which means that MatsuJun's in a bind! Just as Ooshima's
plan directs, Mao-chan and MatsuJun team up to be the opposition. So Tsukushi's papa Kobayashi-san will pair up with her as her
handicap.]
Ooshima: Eeh~?! You're kidding~! (writing)
Nino: Kobayashi-san's fine!
Ooshima: There's no way he can do it! (writing) Not in the face, not in the face.
Nino: Then you're going to quit? (writing) Then you're going to quit?
Ooshima: I won't quit! Then, I'll do it! It might be just perfect that this obstacle is here! (writing)
Jun: Obstacle??;P
Kobayashi: This is my 27th year in the entertainment world! (writing)
Aiba: Sorry!
Ooshima: I'm sorry about that just now. (writing)
[Announcer: So now the bowling contest clash with MatsuJun's kiss riding on it begins~!]
Ooshima: I'm going to do it! (writing)
Jun: I'm really terribly sorry about this Susumu-san. (writing)
Kobayashi: No no, thanks.
Jun: So, shall we do it? (writing)
Aiba: oh, it's begun.
Jun: We'll start with the HanaDan team ne. Then, Mao-chan! (writing)
Mao: Yes! (writing)
Aiba: That's right ne.
Mao: So what would be the best way to do this? Getting a strike would be good ne? (writing)
Jun: Rather, since you're seriously having a fierce competition. Do that. (writing)
Mao: Here I go.
Nino: This is Inoue Mao-san's very first bowl. (writing) So, in the end of many will she get.
Mao: Alright~. (writing)
Nino: This is something to watch. While Matsumoto-san is watching closely...
Jun: Oh, that's good isn't it.
Mao: Huh?
Jun: It's good isn't it?
Mao: Oh, seriously??
Ooshima: It's a strike! (writing)
[Announcer: Oh my, contrary to expectations Mao-chan got a strike on her first bowl! Now Ooshima-san wants to respond with a strike
no matter what.]
Ooshima: Here I go! A strike! (writing)
Nino: This really got Ooshima-san's tension up. Nice bowl, nice bowl. Did it go?
Aiba: How is it?
Jun: That's nice.
Aiba: Nice ne.
Nino: But everyone's good aren't they?
Aiba: That's right ne.
Mao: Too bad! (writing)
Jun: isn't it something like the luck you're born with? (writing)
Ooshima: That might be ne. (writing)
[Announcer: Perhaps due to the shock she got from MatsuJun's words, Ooshima-san regrettably only gets 9 pins. And...]
Aiba: So, now it's time for Matsumoto-kun's appearance.
Jun: Alright~.
Aiba: So here he'd want to not drag down Mao-chan. (writing)
Nino: After getting a strike the next bowl is very important huh.
Aiba: It is, it is.
Jun: Ah, it's no good!
Mao: Eeh~?! (writing)
Nino: Why would he himself roll a gutter ball? (writing)
Aiba: Could it be...
Mao: You want to kiss her don't you? (writing)
Jun: I do not. (writing)
Ooshima: You don't want to?
Jun: I don't want to!
Ooshima: You don't have to face me and say it like that! (writing)
Jun: Alright!
Nino: He's bowled the second bowl. So, it's heading right for it! Look at that!
Mao: That's questionable huh~. (writing)
[Announcer: Exactly as mao-chan said, he finishes with a questionable 8 pins. Now it's time for the nan whose real strength is completely
unknown to appear, Tsukushi's Papa! However, here an unexpected situation arises!]
Aiba: kobayashi-san, do your best.
Jun: oh, he's good!
Aiba: What is this?! (writing)
Nino: he's good! (writing)
Aiba: This is an unbelievable development! (writing)
Ooshima: You're really super good aren't you! (writing)
Kobayashi: I, uh, I won Tokyo TV's Star Bowling twice. (writing)
[writing: Amazing skill!]
Aiba: This is an unbelievable, unbelievable... (writing)
Jun: This is bad~, I've been had. (writing)
[Announcer: hey, seriously?? This is an unexpected turn of events! The staff really didn't know about Kobayashi-san's real bowling
ability. For Ooshima-san this is a happy huge miscalculation. The Matsumoto team is in a huge bind though.]
Mao: I guess it's fine anyway~. (writing)
Jun: Even if I say 'do your best' I'm the one who needs it.
Mao: Whatever works... (writing)
Aiba: Inoue Mao-chan is saying 'whatever works' is fine. (writing)
Nino: The one and only woman who makes the set-up all light and airy! (writing)
Jun: Please do it properly, please. (writing)
Aiba: Inoue Mao-chan!
[writing: On purpose?]
Nino: Wonderful! (writing)
Jun: Do it properly! What the heck was that just now! (writing) hey. You don't have any will to do it at all do you. (writing)
Aiba: She's really turning into a little devil ne! (writing)
Jun: Just tossing it down there...
[Announcer: Right in front of the panicking MatsuJun's eyes Mao-chan throws a gutter ball! Meanwhile, Ooshima-san is...]
Aiba: Please do your best. She's good, she's good, she's good!
[writing: Ooshima maginifcently gets a spare!]
[Announcer: Unbelievably Ooshima Miyuki picks up a spare! For some reason she and Mao-chan are overjoyed.]
Nino: Matsumoto Jun is aging more and more. (writing)
Aiba: Did he age? Matsumoto-san. (writing)
Nino: Matsumoto-san aged a little.
Jun: There's kind of no one on my side around here. (writing)
[Announcer: Matsumoto Jun is suddenly forced into a corner. After this miracles come one after another!]
Nino: There! That's good!
Aiba: Good.
Nino: it went in!
[Announcer: An unexpected tight competition. In the end, what's the fate of MatsuJun's lips??
Jun: There's kind of no one on my side around here. (writing)
[Announcer: Matsumoto Jun is suddenly forced into a corner. After 4 frames there's a difference of 20 pins between them. Is he going
to give up already and give Ooshima-san a kiss on the cheek? Or so you'd think at the fourth frame...]
Mao: here I go~.
Nino: Thre free girl, Inoue Mao is, there! That's good!
Aiba: Good.
Nino: Will this go in? It went in!
[Announcer: An unbelievable resuscitating strike!]
Ooshima: Amazing~! Amazing~!
Mao: Ne, ne...
Ooshima: Mao-chan's amazing!
Mao: Be happier! I gave you a strike didn't I! (writing)
Jun: Thanks. (writing)
Ooshima: Mao-chan's amazing! (writing)
Mao: Ne! It's you isn't it! (writing)
Jun: Yes. (writing)
Mao: it's your own thing so you have to do it more properly! (writing)
Jun: Despite this I am doing it properly. (writing)
Aiba: Mao-chan's kind of mad at MatsuJun right now ne.
Nino: Are they having a falling out? (writing)
[Announcer: Alright! He doesn't want to be called a guy who can't do anything. In the 6th frame that his pride is riding on...]
Mao: Do your best! Because you're the world's Doumyouji. (writing)
Jun: Okay.
Aiba: Will it go?
Nino: Did it go, did it go, did it go?
[writing: As you would expect from the world's Doumyouji!]
Mao: You did it!
Aiba: He might have made a comeback.
[Announcer: As you would expect from the world's Doumyouji! After Mao-chan's strike he gets a spare. At this point the Ooshima-Kobayashi
pair aren't extending their score, after the end of the 6th frame they've closed the distance between them to 2 pins! However...]
Nino: So? How will it be? Did it go?
Aiba: You can't stop this anymore. (writing)
[Announcer: The MatsuJun - Mao-chan team is pulled back by Kobayashi-san's spare. During the 8th and 9th frame this tug of war continues.
In the end they advance into the 10th frame with a difference of 10 pins. If MatsuJun doesn't get a strike or a spare then their loss
is confirmed. Which means he has to give a kiss to Ooshima-san. MatsuJun, pulling together the last of his strength, makes his first
bowl!]
Nino: What will he pull out, the first bowl.
Aiba: here...
Nino: it went straighta ahead...
Aiba: This is definitely the life or death major crisis. (writing)
Nino: Matsumoto Jun is in a major crisis. (writing)
[Announcer: While Ooshima-san's anticipation is increasing...the second bowl is?]
Nino: It's going to go right by!
Jun: Thanks for your hard work. Okay, thanks for your hard work~.
Aiba: Which means that...
Ooshima: We did it~! (writing)
[Announcer: Ooshima-san gets her heart's desire, the kiss on the cheek! Or it would have been, but...just like a fan, she said that
the back of the hand would be more than enough. And...]
Jun: Okay, if you'll excuse me.
Ooshima: Don't look! Don't look! (writing)
Aiba: Ah, sorry, sorry! Sorry!
Jun: So, excuse me for losing. (writing)
Nino: Congratulations~!
Aiba: Congratulations~! How was it Ooshima-san? (writing)
Ooshima: I'm so happy~! (writing)
Aiba: The best? How does it smell? How does it smell? (writing)
Ooshima: It smells like roses! (writing)
Aiba: The smell of roses! That's the end of the bowling competition!
Nino: That's great ne!
[Announcer: It's already the best of days, to the point where Ooshima-san would be happy if she died right now. Right after this is
the conclusion of the date, but her wish is to have a magnificent drama for the climax. For some reason the stage is on the edge of
the coastlands.]
Aiba: Please read the script. (writing)
Nino: Please wait a minute. (writing) Is there still...
Aiba: We can't get her to give him back yet.
Nino: This is happening ne, completely. (writing)
Nishida: Young master. I have terrible news. Tsukushi-sama is... (writing)
Nino: Debi-san... (writing)
Aiba: ...has appeared! Debit Itou-san! (writing)
Ooshima: It's certainly Nishida-san...? (writing)
Nishida: Yes. Because you stole the Young Master away from her Tsukushi-sama was kidnapped while staggering around in despair. (writing)
Ooshima: Eh?!
Nino: That's an amazing explanation... (writing) An amazing explanation.
Aiba: You're shocked, but you're the one who thought up those lines! (writing)
Ooshima: Who was it who kidnapped Tsukushi? (writing)
Nishida: As you know, the Doumyouji Enterprise has a lot of enemies. (writing)
Jun: Yes. (writing)
Nishida: Even among them there is one that is incredibly powerful. Nobles. (writing)
Ooshima: Nobles?? (writing)
Nino: Who are 'nobles'? (writing)
[Announcer: Now they head to the warehouse to which Tsukushi was abducted, but...]
Nino: This could be the last scene ne. (writing)
Aiba: That's right ne. Kidnapped and brought to a warehouse. (writing)
Nino: I see~. (writing) Here they are, here they are.
Aiba: What will happen?
Jun: What are we doing?
Aiba: What will happen?
Jun: What are we doing?
Nino: Scary, scary.
Aiba: Who's coming, who's coming? What's going to happen?
[writing: The bad guynolbes, The Bearded Barons]
Nino: This is finally getting ridiculous! (writing)
Jun: The Bearded Barons-
Yamada: The noble gag! (writing)
[writing: They're going to perform?]
Yamada: [Hana Yori Dango]. Doesn't master Doumyouji look a little ill?
Higuchi: The Doumyouji family's in debt!
Yamada: Of course, I understand the situation. Poor thing, we should help out, just how much do they need?
Higuchi: 120 thousand.
Yamada: Do your best~! What's wrong, do you have a temperature or something?
Higuchi: Yes, 36 degrees celsius.
Yamada: That's normal temperature isn't it~! Wow, after drinking this wine I'm sweating really weirdly.
Higuchi: I put something special in your drink, he he he.
Yamada: geez, what exactly did you put in here?
Higuchi: Chinese medicine.
Yamada: Thanks~! I see you've come Doumyouji. We have Makino Tsukushi. (writing) Hey.
Higuchi: By all means!
Nino: She was behind them?? She was behind them?! (writing)
Nishida: Tsukushi-sama. (writing)
Nino: Ah, there she is!
Aiba: That's right, and to give a kidnapped feel they even have her tied up.
tsukushi: I'm sorry Doumyouji. (writing)
Jun: No, it's me that's sorry. (writing)
[Announcer: This somewhat deep last scene is actually also part of hre dream! What could it be?]
Nino: What's going to happen? (writing)
Yamada: Your detested enemies the nobles, Doumyouji. (writing)
Aiba: here it comes, here it comes!
Yamada: Prepare yourself~! (writing)
Jun: Why?! (writing)
OOshima: Tsukasa, watch out! Ha! (writing)
Yamada: Prepare yourself~!
OOshima: Tsukasa, watch out! Tsukasa, watch out! Ha! (writing)
Girl: Ooshima-san~!
Girl 2: Rather, isn't he sliding away too much?
Nino: he should catch her, he should catch her.
Girl 2: What a terrible face.
Jun: No no, no no.
Aiba: She totally got him, she totally got him, Ooshima-san.
Nino: Why, why?
Aiba: Now...she said that dying inside MatsuJun's arms was her biggest dream! (writing)
Nino: Such a pain~! (writing)
Ooshima: It always...turns out like this in the end ne. Tsukasa...tell me you love me. (writing)
Jun: What?
Nino: The tiara...;P
Ooshima: Tell me you love me. (writing)
Jun: Ah...I lvoe you. (writing)
Nino: She's not dying at all! (writing)
Ooshima: Tsukushi... (writing)
Tsukushi: What is it Miyuki? (writing)
Aiba: Even though she was tied up ne...;P
Nino: It was a slipknot;P
Ooshima: There's no one except you that I can leave Tsukasa to now. (writing)
Tsukushi: Yes. I understand. (writing)
Nino: Hurry up and die! (writing)
Aiba: She's just kind of like 'a little longer'...;P it's very soon.
Ooshima: Everything's getting dark. But ne, I can see it... (writing)
Tsukushi: What can you see? (writing)
Ooshima: June 28th, released in Touhou theatres across the country...the state of Hana Yori Dango Final's big success. (writing)
Nino: At the end...at the end there she screwed up;P (writing)
Tsukushi: Miyuki! Miyuki! Miyuki! Thank you. I definitely won't forget about you. (writing)
[writing: The end?]
[Announcer: Don't forget this too ne!]
Doumyouji: Makino! We're going on a trip.
[Announcer: Hana Yori Dango Final, being released the day after tomorrow, June 28th. It seems that a big hit is on the way, so by
all means don't miss it! On top of which, Mao-san, thanks for your hard work today!]
Mao: There's a lot of ways to do special tie-ins huh. (writing)
Jun: It's true. That's the most important thing. (writing)
Aiba: That's right ne.
Tsukushi: Thank you. I definitely won't forget about you.
Omg, that was so much fun!XDD I had to watch the part where Ooshima is filming Jun while feeding him like 13 times<3<3<3 I had expected him to be much mor intractable and somewhat irritated, but he was actually super sweet!X3 Too bad he sucks at bowling;P (now I feel much better about my pitiful attempt last springXD) Ooshima totally hammed it up at every turn, and Mao-chan was such a sport^^ Now back to watching Jun eat hamburger at close rangeXD
As for the title of this post, I had to do just that the other day, right before work. I won't go into the gory details, but I have to say that 'necessity is the mother of invention' comes to mind just remembering it^^; I wonder how long it'll stay fixed...XD I could call my caretaker but I hate having strangers wandering around my apartment, whether I'm there or not, and I don't think he likes me very much:S Oh well, it works for now anywaysXD
Well, I had more to post, but I gures it'll have to wait. Have a great week everyone!^^
あたしも安らぎを求めている。愛の陰を追っている。いつか届くかな？