01 - Catnapped
[Action A, Morning, 1649 Albright Lane]
[It's a new day in Mayfield. The sun is shining, the Milkman is delivering, and out in the front yard of 1649 Albright Lane, a vampire kitten is waking up in a dog house.
And the kitten is immediately confused and displeased with this. And it has nothing to do with the sunshine.]
Nya...?
[Nyanpire tugs ( Read more... )
[It's a new day in Mayfield. The sun is shining, the Milkman is delivering, and out in the front yard of 1649 Albright Lane, a vampire kitten is waking up in a dog house.
And the kitten is immediately confused and displeased with this. And it has nothing to do with the sunshine.]
Nya...?
[Nyanpire tugs ( Read more... )
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[He stops, sits, and grins up at the lady.]
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ain't you just a cute lil bastard.
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Teeth! All those teeth! Nyaaaa!
...are YOU a vampire, too?
[Now he's just curious.]
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A TALKING CAT.
[Leans in closer and attempts to pet the nice talking kitty.]
Awesome.
And nah, I'm a shark demi-god.
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Oh. Not a vampire.
[He has no idea what that is. So he stares, and lets himself be petted... and he sniffs thoughtfully at his sharky (possibly fishy?) hand.]
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You're noisy.
[ He glares, although as it's a small animal, the glare isn't as threatening as it usually is. ]
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[His panic stops short, and he takes a confused tumble across the grass. Who was that?!]
...you! Where's Misaki!? Where's Chachamaru!? Where's EVERYTHING?!
[It's a sad, panicky, pleading demand. He's heedless of the glaring.]
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I don't know who you're talking about, cat. I didn't take them.
[ His expression darkens. ]
But whoever is responsible for moving me from my Namimori... I'll bite them to death.
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[Nyanpire stares at the moody boy for a few moments. Then he pads closer, and stands up on his back paws to peer at him.]
You lost your friends, too?! That's nyot good! I'll HELP you bite them! Imma vampire!
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He spots the kitty, crouches down behind it and lifts it up. Turning it around, holding it beneath it's front legs, he stares at the cat from beneath his thick bangs. Little kitty would only know that he's staring if he can feel it, since Bel's eyes are completely hidden from view.]
Hey kitty. You remind me of someone I know.
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Nrryaaah! LEMME GO!
[He is now a little dangling ball of fur and claws and teeth, outraged and on the defensive.]
Imma VAMPIRE and I'll GETCHA!!!
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Ushishi~ Oh really~? You're one small vampire, kitty.
[He shifts his grip on the cat, to tug a bit at a cheek.]
Your cheeks are as puffy as Mammon's~
[That was great, now he had found a new pair of puffy cheeks to poke at, until he could get back to the other Varia-members.]
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[But he has no fangs other than kitty-fangs! He's out in the sunshine! Surely, something is wrong.
He's still fighting and struggling, though.]
Nyaaaaaaaaaa...!
[Cheek-tugging was just not nice. He suddenly turns his head and bites hard at this mean guy's finger. Let's find out if tasty tasty blood is STILL tasty!]
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Hey little guy!
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[Boy, this place is so full of nice people. This one is even nice enough to come closer! Nyanpire grins.]
Who're you? Do you have snacks? I want a snack. Gimme a snack.
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I'm Kotetsu! Do you have a name? And nope, I don't have any snacks with me. [He gives a slight shrug.] Sorry!
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[What? No snack? His ears flatten, and he looks quite devastated.]
But I'm so hungry....
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