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02 - Bigger Than You

Oct 27, 2011 02:20

[Action A - Morning, 1649 Albright Lane]

[It started off so simple, in such little ways. When Nyanpire woke up, he had outgrown the pillow he had been sleeping on. He was big enough that his behind was hanging off. How odd ( Read more... )

i love mayfield, albright lane, ic, huge cat is huge, event

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bye_to_yer_head October 27 2011, 19:49:59 UTC

*That's a ... yep. That's a gigantic cat.

A gigantic singing cat.

.. Sniper is just gonna turn around and go back home. He is obviously not drunk enough for this.*

bye_to_yer_head November 3 2011, 07:09:15 UTC

*Wow. That blinking is actually audible.*

No, but I didn't grow two stories tall this morning. And I ain't a cat so...

What are you gonna eat now that yer huge?

nyanpirenya November 3 2011, 17:31:58 UTC

[Oh, that was an easy question!]

I'm gonnya go to the butcher's shop! And ask for lots of stuff!

[That... is his entire plan. Yup.]

bye_to_yer_head November 3 2011, 22:13:43 UTC

And why would th' butcher give all his stuff to a giant cat?

*Sniper questions your logic good sir.*

nyanpirenya November 4 2011, 02:39:56 UTC

Cuz I'm cuuuuuute.... Nyaa!

[He obviously spent a lot of time thinking this through.]

bye_to_yer_head November 5 2011, 23:59:40 UTC

Yer huge. You look loike a monster. No one's gonna give you stuff. You'll be lucky if they don't shoot you.

nyanpirenya November 6 2011, 03:50:14 UTC

They... they might shoot me?!

[This had never occured to him. Not at all!

He knocks over the fence in his frightened haste to skitter back.]

bye_to_yer_head November 6 2011, 07:54:47 UTC

*Whoa whoa. Watch his house there buddy.*

I didn't say I was gonna shoot you.

*Though he does have a gun on him.*

Calm down. Watch my house. Bloody cat...

nyanpirenya November 8 2011, 00:46:53 UTC

[There is no settling down an agitated kitten once it gets started. Not without lots of pets and treats. Since neither are forthcoming, Nyanpire is continuing to freak out at the idea of being shot at.]

Nyaaaaaa! SCARY!

[And he's up like a bolt, bounding down the street and off into the distance.

His yowling can be heard for some time afterwards.

At least he's off the lawn.]

bye_to_yer_head November 8 2011, 00:52:03 UTC

It's not....

*And then he's off! Sorry Mayfield. Sniper didn't mean to set an agitated cat on you. He almost feels a little bad about that. Maybe when you're tiny again he'll share a donut with you.*

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