Fic: The Horror That is Siwon's Eyebrows
A LITTLE DRABBLE FOR ALL OF YOUS :D Totally pointless and totally random. Hahahaha.
Title: The Horror That is Siwon's Eyebrows
Rating: PG-16 (because of the ending ;D)
Pairing/Characters: BumHyuk, Siwon
Summary: Kibum doesn't think Siwon's eyebrows are scary. Eunhyuk begs to differ.
"Siwon's eyebrows scare me."
Kibum almost--almost--spat out his milk. But then if he did, that would be a very unlike-Kibum thing to do. Instead he forcibly swallowed down his milk before looking at Eunhyuk incredulously.
"...What?" Eunhyuk blinked before repeating when he had just said. Kibum only shook his head. "Hyung--there's nothing wrong with Siwon hyung's eyebrows." At his Eunhyuk raised his own eyebrows.
"Oh really?" he asked smirking. Kibum rolled his eyes and nodded. Eunhyuk's smirk instantly disappeared and he pouted. "Fine! Don't come crying to me when Siwonnie's eyebrows start creeping you out too!" And with that, Eunhyuk left in a huff going out to the living room to play video games with Donghae.
Kibum just shook his head and poured himself another glass of milk. Silly hyung. There was nothing wrong with Siwon's eyebrows.
There was something seriously wrong with Siwon's eyebrows. Kibum watched in horror as those caterpillars of hair moved yet again as Siwon talked animatedly to the host of the current variety show they were on. Kibum loved his hyung--seriously he did--but the what the fuck was up with those eyebrows?
Kibum twitched slightly as he watched Siwon's eyes widen and his eyebrows raise all the way to his forehead.
...Is this even physically possible...? Kibum wondered as the Shibrows mysteriously disappeared into Siwon's hairline before coming back and twitching with a vengeance.
Kibum was scared.
Eunhyuk couldn't help but grin when he saw Kibum's expression as Siwon continued to unconsciously move his eyebrows in an exaggerated manner. He grinned even more when he saw Kibum's own thin eyebrows twitching. He giggled to himself and Donghae, who was sitting next to him, turned around and gave him an odd look. Eunhyuk just dismissed him with a wave of his hand and continued to watch Kibum. Donghae blinked before turning and continued talking to Hankyung.
Eunhyuk watched Kibum slap a palm to his face and had to bite his lip to contain his squeal.
Back at the dorm Kibum immediately ran to his room and the shut the door. He breathed heavily glad that everyone else had gone to the other complex. For the moment, he was alone.
Or so he thought...
"I told you so." If Kibum were one of those people that scared easily he would've probably jumped up in fright and squealed like a girl. Instead, he opted for craning his neck tiredly and looking at the person in slight surprise.
"Eunhyuk hyung?" Eunhyuk grinned at the younger man.
"Looks like I was right eh Bummie?" Kibum rolled his eyes at his hyung's childishness. "Ne ne I was righttttt~" Eunhyuk chided poking Kibum's cheek grinning even more. Kibum impatiently swatted his hand away.
"Fine you were right hyung. Do you feel special now?"
"Yes." Kibum shook his head before muttering a "I'm going to get a drink--" Eunhyuk grabbed his arm. "Wait!" Kibum looked at him slightly annoyed.
"What is it hyung?"
"Don't I get a prize for being right? Because--I was right about Siwonnie's eyebrows. They're scary." Kibum sighed a little sigh.
"Yes you were right..."
"Where's my prize?"
"Hyung--"
"Bummie, I want a prizeeee," Eunhyuk whined stamping his foot and pouting cutely. Kibum looked up to the ceiling wondering what kind of higher force bestowed this hyperactive man before him.
"Fine I'll get you some strawberry milk....or a banana..."
"I don't want--HEY I'M NOT A MONKEY."
"Says you."
"Hmph!" Eunhyuk pouted some more and turned his back on Kibum. Normally Kibum would've taken the opportunity to run away and possibly get some peace and quiet but he would have to deal with Eunhyuk later...Ehh might as well deal with the problem now...
"If you don't want strawberry milk or a banana, what do you want?"
At this Eunhyuk turned around finally showing Kibum his sneaky smile. Kibum eyes went wide.
"Oh, I know exactly what I want."
Later, when Siwon decided to pay a visit to Kibum because the younger had looked very disturbed during the variety show and Siwon being the good hyung he was, had thought that Kibum needed a nice Bible reading to help him get over whatever was bothering him.
Whistling happily, Bible tucked securely under his arm, Siwon entered the door with the spare key Heechul had given him cheerfully yelling out, "Kibum~!" Siwon blinked when he didn't hear the younger reply.
Perhaps he's sleeping...? Siwon thought to himself as he made his way to Kibum's room, not sure what to expect when he opened the door.
He sure wasn't expecting to see a half dressed Eunhyuk straddling a boxer clad Kibum, the younger moaning and writhing under the rapper as he sucked on his neck, another hand slowly stroking the front of his boxers.
Siwon's eyebrows twitched like they never had before as he took in the sight before him his mouth wide open. Then he snapped out of his stupor screeching, "GOD WILL CONDEMN YOU!" his Bible raised high like a holy weapon, his eyebrows twitching the whole of the way.
EHEHEHE FOR THE STUPIDNESS (:
Title: The Horror That is Siwon's Eyebrows
Rating: PG-16 (because of the ending ;D)
Pairing/Characters: BumHyuk, Siwon
Summary: Kibum doesn't think Siwon's eyebrows are scary. Eunhyuk begs to differ.
"Siwon's eyebrows scare me."
Kibum almost--almost--spat out his milk. But then if he did, that would be a very unlike-Kibum thing to do. Instead he forcibly swallowed down his milk before looking at Eunhyuk incredulously.
"...What?" Eunhyuk blinked before repeating when he had just said. Kibum only shook his head. "Hyung--there's nothing wrong with Siwon hyung's eyebrows." At his Eunhyuk raised his own eyebrows.
"Oh really?" he asked smirking. Kibum rolled his eyes and nodded. Eunhyuk's smirk instantly disappeared and he pouted. "Fine! Don't come crying to me when Siwonnie's eyebrows start creeping you out too!" And with that, Eunhyuk left in a huff going out to the living room to play video games with Donghae.
Kibum just shook his head and poured himself another glass of milk. Silly hyung. There was nothing wrong with Siwon's eyebrows.
There was something seriously wrong with Siwon's eyebrows. Kibum watched in horror as those caterpillars of hair moved yet again as Siwon talked animatedly to the host of the current variety show they were on. Kibum loved his hyung--seriously he did--but the what the fuck was up with those eyebrows?
Kibum twitched slightly as he watched Siwon's eyes widen and his eyebrows raise all the way to his forehead.
...Is this even physically possible...? Kibum wondered as the Shibrows mysteriously disappeared into Siwon's hairline before coming back and twitching with a vengeance.
Kibum was scared.
Eunhyuk couldn't help but grin when he saw Kibum's expression as Siwon continued to unconsciously move his eyebrows in an exaggerated manner. He grinned even more when he saw Kibum's own thin eyebrows twitching. He giggled to himself and Donghae, who was sitting next to him, turned around and gave him an odd look. Eunhyuk just dismissed him with a wave of his hand and continued to watch Kibum. Donghae blinked before turning and continued talking to Hankyung.
Eunhyuk watched Kibum slap a palm to his face and had to bite his lip to contain his squeal.
Back at the dorm Kibum immediately ran to his room and the shut the door. He breathed heavily glad that everyone else had gone to the other complex. For the moment, he was alone.
Or so he thought...
"I told you so." If Kibum were one of those people that scared easily he would've probably jumped up in fright and squealed like a girl. Instead, he opted for craning his neck tiredly and looking at the person in slight surprise.
"Eunhyuk hyung?" Eunhyuk grinned at the younger man.
"Looks like I was right eh Bummie?" Kibum rolled his eyes at his hyung's childishness. "Ne ne I was righttttt~" Eunhyuk chided poking Kibum's cheek grinning even more. Kibum impatiently swatted his hand away.
"Fine you were right hyung. Do you feel special now?"
"Yes." Kibum shook his head before muttering a "I'm going to get a drink--" Eunhyuk grabbed his arm. "Wait!" Kibum looked at him slightly annoyed.
"What is it hyung?"
"Don't I get a prize for being right? Because--I was right about Siwonnie's eyebrows. They're scary." Kibum sighed a little sigh.
"Yes you were right..."
"Where's my prize?"
"Hyung--"
"Bummie, I want a prizeeee," Eunhyuk whined stamping his foot and pouting cutely. Kibum looked up to the ceiling wondering what kind of higher force bestowed this hyperactive man before him.
"Fine I'll get you some strawberry milk....or a banana..."
"I don't want--HEY I'M NOT A MONKEY."
"Says you."
"Hmph!" Eunhyuk pouted some more and turned his back on Kibum. Normally Kibum would've taken the opportunity to run away and possibly get some peace and quiet but he would have to deal with Eunhyuk later...Ehh might as well deal with the problem now...
"If you don't want strawberry milk or a banana, what do you want?"
At this Eunhyuk turned around finally showing Kibum his sneaky smile. Kibum eyes went wide.
"Oh, I know exactly what I want."
Later, when Siwon decided to pay a visit to Kibum because the younger had looked very disturbed during the variety show and Siwon being the good hyung he was, had thought that Kibum needed a nice Bible reading to help him get over whatever was bothering him.
Whistling happily, Bible tucked securely under his arm, Siwon entered the door with the spare key Heechul had given him cheerfully yelling out, "Kibum~!" Siwon blinked when he didn't hear the younger reply.
Perhaps he's sleeping...? Siwon thought to himself as he made his way to Kibum's room, not sure what to expect when he opened the door.
He sure wasn't expecting to see a half dressed Eunhyuk straddling a boxer clad Kibum, the younger moaning and writhing under the rapper as he sucked on his neck, another hand slowly stroking the front of his boxers.
Siwon's eyebrows twitched like they never had before as he took in the sight before him his mouth wide open. Then he snapped out of his stupor screeching, "GOD WILL CONDEMN YOU!" his Bible raised high like a holy weapon, his eyebrows twitching the whole of the way.
EHEHEHE FOR THE STUPIDNESS (: