I'm not a prostitute

[nyara123]

To the man walking down Post Alley tonight:

I'm not a prostitute, thank you very much. When you said I wasn't even attractive anyway, it hurt my feelings. I was only waiting for a taxi (not your cock), and I wouldn't sleep with you for money even if it were a LOT of money.

Sincerely,
Me
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Comments

[flamingophoenix]

Wow, Seattle sure is full of interesting people!

[springphoenix]

I've always thought you were very attractive, so don't let it get to you :)

[flamingophoenix]

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