FUCKING FUCKING LAUNCESTON COCKSUCKING WANKFUCKS

[nyc_55david]

AS MY SUBJECT SAYS...

FUCKING FUCKING LAUNCESTON COCKSUCKING WANKFUCKS

Let me ask this to my fellow LiveJournalers...what is the capital city of Tasmania??? well...lets look it up on the source of all knowledge shall we?

Hobart is the state capital and most populous city of the Australian island state of Tasmania

Ok, thanks Wikipedia, now lets look up

Comments

[nyc_55david]

haha well that's what you are to us..'mainlanders'...just like we are 'those two headed inbred devils'

and it takes aboot 2 hours to drive there...but is kinda hard when one does not have a car or nice enuff friends/family to drive me up there...and yes thats exactly why they choose Launceston, but it still doesn't matter...Kalgoorie or however u spell it is closer to Sydney than Perth yes? so why don't they go perform there instead?

[nyc_55david]

too b honest i wouldn't have a clue...hobart has like 250,000, launnie only 90,000, Tassie has like 450,000...so yeah...im not good at maths...

and no1 in Launceston would want to see him either! both the residents would be like "hey ma! who is eltons john? is that some country folk dancer?"

[scooter_barbie]

God I hate that bloody place!

[hellkitten666]

Launceston eh?
Fucking fuck fucks.
*nods*