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nycxbaybee

do this for me? please?

Dec 13, 2004 02:03

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acidictears_ December 13 2004, 19:36:50 UTC

The teacher told him go down to the principal's office and to phone his mother, and ask her what he should do about it. He did that and he returned to the classroom, where he sat down in his seat. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.

acidictears_ December 13 2004, 19:37:28 UTC

The teacher went back to investigate, only to find the lad siting at his desk with his penis hanging out.

acidictears_ December 13 2004, 19:37:49 UTC

"I thought I told you to call your mum," she admonished.

acidictears_ December 13 2004, 19:38:20 UTC

"I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."

LOL acidictears_ January 4 2005, 22:10:24 UTC

A WOMAN WITH NO LEGS AND NO ARMS WAS SITTING AT THE BEACH...IT WAS THE PERFECT DAY OUT FOR A NICE TAN......WHILE SHE WAS SITTING THIS HANDSOME GUY WALKS PAST....SHE SAYS "EXCUSE ME, I'VE NEVER BEEN HUGGED BEFORE, WILL YOU HUG ME?" SO HE GOES AND GIVES HER A HUG...THEN SHE SAYS ....EXCUSE ME, "I'VE NEVER BEEN KISSED BEFORE"....SO HE GIVES HER A KISS.....THEN SHE SAYS, "I'VE NEVER BEEN FUCKED BEFORE," SO HE LIFTS HER UP AND THROWS HER INTO THE WATER. THEN HE SAYS, "NOW YOU'RE FUCKED!!"

---I KNOW, KINDA CRUEL BUT FUNNY AT DA SAME TIME....

----PAULA-----

acidictears_ December 13 2004, 19:38:43 UTC

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