stocking stolen from choucroute
On the twelfth day of Christmas, nykad sent to me...
Twelve cryptoknightes drumming
Eleven dalenorths piping
Ten assbeards a-leaping
Nine movies dancing
Eight concerts a-milking
Seven dorks a-swimming
Six games a-laying
Five co-o-o-omputers
Four wheels
Three oneup studios
Two video cards
...and an ampersand in an oddigy.
that certainly didn't sound disturbing in the least.