Best line in fanfic, ever:

"You, you... you're such a... you're so... you're so far back in the closet that, that... that you're in fucking Narnia!"

-from mamalaz's I'm Not In Denial

eta: and oh my gosh, Julia Child died...

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Later:

I just so bought Hidalgo on eBay ( Read more... )

nykohl: Man, I love how original these titles are.
nykohl: 'Kitchen Blowjob'.
so_much_to_say: ...
so_much_to_say: ??
nykohl: Like, way to spoil the surprise.
so_much_to_say: Are those fanfic titles?
nykohl: Yes.
so_much_to_say: *blinks*
so_much_to_say: Indeed.
so_much_to_say: Sounds like the title of a porn magazine. That also tries to sell kitchens.
nykohl: Kitchen Blowjob...the magazine that re-decorates your kitchen with those special encounters in mind.
so_much_to_say: ( Read more... )

Elijah Wood...the new Kevin Bacon

No, really. Just think about it. We used to play Six-Degrees-Of-Kevin-Bacon in highschool. You can link Kevin Bacon to anyone in six steps or less. Elijah Wood acheived that level of stardom with Lord Of The Rings. so_much_to_say and I were talking on the phone trying to guess the 50 most beautiful people, and for every ( Read more... )

Nykohl: Viggo + Orlando = forever
Gillian: WTF?
Nykohl: Look: OMG teh love!
Gillian: OMGWTF! Theirloveissoundeniable!
Nykohl: *reads Viggorli smut to Gillian over the phone*
Gillian: *is squicked*
Gillian: *is strangely drawn by the Viggorli*
Nykohl: Oh just you wait. I'll have you converted yet!
Gillian: *continues to bring up Viggorli over the ( Read more... )

So yesterday, Jeeves and I decided to go to Cannes. Just like that, we up and decided to go to Cannes. Because it's only like, a four hour drive. Unfortunately, no one told us that there were Devil Toll Booths between here and there. So, after three toll booths, we finally got fed up and decided to stop in the next town...Grenoble!

Behold! It ( Read more... )

Can anyone please link me to the pictures where my icon came from? The ones where they're standing against a grey background? I can't find them anywhere, and it's slowly but surely driving me crazy. I remember I saw them on Mugglenet, and even saved one of Rupert, but since then, I've deleted it and emptied my trashcan, so I can't even tell that ( Read more... )

The lyrics meme, from niuserre, because I didn't have a computer when this was first going around.

On your current playlist, hit shuffle and pick the first twenty songs on the list (no matter how cheesy or embarrassing), and write down your favorite line of the song. Try to avoid putting the song title in the line. Then have your friends comment and see ( Read more... )

I just watched Matchbox 20's video for 'Unwell' on Launch. I never thought I'd ever hear myself saying this, but I want to throw the banjo player to the ground and ravish him to an inch of his life, marry him, have his babies and live in a two-story house in the country with a veranda and thirty acres.

Hey, sakurazukalori, so! The Plans for tomorrow. Since I don't have one, I was hoping you would. No one is home all day, and I have No Responsibilities To Take Care Of, so whenever's good for you is good for me. If you want to walk around and spend money we don't have on stuff we don't need, that's fine with me too. Oh, and thanks to some pics you posted, I ( Read more... )

Okay, the following is an excerpt from Draco Veritas, Chapter Fifteen, which was just posted.

( Spoilers for DV15, if you read it. Question, if not. )