Private to CharlienymphadoraurorJuly 15 2006, 01:13:59 UTC
So, what? Do you mean to tell me that because you are a man, you are an asrehole? That's it?! That's all there is?? No bloody layout as to why, or anything? YOU ARE AN ARSEHOLE!!!(scribbles all over on this, not just one line)
Oh, it isn't funny? Really? Cause I've been told different.
And WHAT? Are you all just bloody starving all of the goddamn time?!
I've been working. Need I remind you that my soul has been sold to the Ministry and I'm their whore?
Private to Tonkscharlie_weaselJuly 15 2006, 01:21:42 UTC
Nope. It's an inborn quality. -By the way, may I suggest a new quill?
Well, I don't think it's funny. And consider that sentence. I find everything funny, except that. That is the sole thing I can find no comic quality in.
Yes.
No, no- I need no reminding. I remember- hence, I need no reminding. But I digress. So. Who was this date with?
Private to CharlienymphadoraurorJuly 15 2006, 01:34:28 UTC
You know. I think that is a poor excuse. I think... I think that since most people believe men are arseholes... Men think they have a right to continue being one, with no consequences! And you know what else I think? Oh, right... like you care. Arseholes don't care about anything. Except food.
There is nothing wrong with my quill... not at all!
Then you are definitely being an arsehole by contradicting yourself and compromising your oh so grand sense of humor. Please... don't waste your pity with me.
Why don't you men starve to death then? That'd be great.
Well you asked. Should have just bloody told you I was in Italy. Or Iceland. Bet you'd believe that too, right?
It was NOT A bloody date! Haven't you figured it out that much by now?! No date... in fact the very idea is supposed to be funny... but you've found no humor in it so. Whatever.
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I am an arsehole because I am a man.
It's not funny.
Because it has quite high-level cognitive abilities, that's why.
And I've been home.
Where the hel have you been?
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Oh, it isn't funny? Really? Cause I've been told different.
And WHAT? Are you all just bloody starving all of the goddamn time?!
I've been working. Need I remind you that my soul has been sold to the Ministry and I'm their whore?
Yeah. And I'm apparently cheap too.
~Tonks
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Well, I don't think it's funny. And consider that sentence. I find everything funny, except that. That is the sole thing I can find no comic quality in.
Yes.
No, no- I need no reminding. I remember- hence, I need no reminding. But I digress. So. Who was this date with?
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There is nothing wrong with my quill... not at all!
Then you are definitely being an arsehole by contradicting yourself and compromising your oh so grand sense of humor. Please... don't waste your pity with me.
Why don't you men starve to death then? That'd be great.
Well you asked. Should have just bloody told you I was in Italy. Or Iceland. Bet you'd believe that too, right?
It was NOT A bloody date! Haven't you figured it out that much by now?! No date... in fact the very idea is supposed to be funny... but you've found no humor in it so. Whatever.
~Tonks
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