[Private to Self]
The Ministry is like, ohh…. Ten Voldemorts, and a side order of…. Snape… PLUS some chewy sprinkles of Lestrange, followed by a large helping of Lucius for dessert.
…. Hahaa… I’m trying to vent and my stupid stomach gets in the way. Wooo... Go stomach!
Ugh.
I hate my job, I hate my job… I hate my job!!! …. There, that covers it, I think. No- wait. I hate almost all other Aurors! AND Pretty much all ministry personnel! There, that does it better.
Not much I can do about all of that, but whine. And I’m not a whiner, no way. No. But that’s all I do- whine, moan, and complain to this ruddy journal like it’s my best friend or something. Heh.
…Dear Journal,
Why don’t you ever talk to me??? Give me your sound advice about boys who think they are men, but really just boys in disguise! OR, tell me how to get around the arseholes at work! Or Fix my emotional issues with your wisdom?!
…….
………I hate you, journal.
Come to think of it, I hate a lot of things I keep putting up with.
Like the god damn Daily Prophet!!! -- Journal, make the Prophet burn……. BURN! -Send over a spell or something. KABOOM!
Why…
Why am I even talking to you!?
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[Private to Luna]
Luna! Luna! I’m going crazy! Seriously…. I started talking to my journal! Yes, I’m writing in it… but I was talking to it and…. Cripes.
I think we need an intervention. Of some serious magnitude! Yes, we. As in, we are being so lazy… because the Prophet is going ape-shit!
Have you seen the crap it’s publishing!
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[Private to Remus]
You must be incredibly busy now, but… I just wanted to let you know that I am over here hoping things are running smoothly. Now, you don’t have to message me back…. You just… well, good luck!
--And give Snape hell. Hehehee...
P.S. …. I’m so jealous. Myron! Uh- I need to run a booth… you…but… never mind.
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[Private to Molly and Arthur Weasley]
How are things? I hope well.
So… I’m just checking in…but, uh… any progress or initial plans in the works about that Campaign? Just wondering… you know…
Any chance you could round up the family come the next full moon? -I’m still worried about Fenrir… and... well… just. I really hope you both are doing ok.
Make Charlie come over during the moon….er…
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