In the process of digging a whole into the yogurt, we listen to O Fortuna, and quote our favorite movies..
We look back on pasttimes
Laugh at people who are stupider than ourselves
and we wait impatiently as the song gets stronger and Stronger and STRONGEEEEERR!!!

me and my best friend.

eat food with plenty of carbs and calories.. the trick to my

Okay there is a spiderweb hanging directly in front of my face and my computer.. that just goes to show how obscene my house is lately. Gross. Since all the hurricane chaos we havent cleaned once. Ugh.
My Grandma is screaming at my sister "TAKE YOUR JUICE PLUS! YOU CANT HAVE 3 MUSKETEERS BEFORE CHRISTMAS!" I have no clue what goes on in her head.. I ( Read more... )

Lying is a waste of time. Really..Why do people lie? It just gets us all into trouble in the end anyways. If only this world smelled like oriental spices all day then I think everyone would be satisfied and would never have to lie. Hmm.. probably not. I wish.

"Those are high quality jugs".. if I ever hear you say that again I will scream in your ( Read more... )

Ally is leaving for naples in 2.2 seconds from thursday the 2nd until monday the 6th. You can reach her on her cellular.

That is all.

 Have you ever rubbed an eggplant the right way?

Ordered class ring in white gold. Dude the lady gave me a free DVD player for getting the gold. I almost pooped I was so overjoyed.

On a lighter note, I have been cordially invited to go see the Rent!! Woot! Well it was more like I invited myself in a nonchalant way..

Off to see Chan.

*I really think I hurt my shoulder with that weird machine last night. It hurt to lift my backpack this morning ( Read more... )

I cant stand Dennis Carl sometimes. He is a rude man. He needs some uncultivated sex or something. So I was working on buffet one and I hate just standing there not doing anything. So I went over to wet my dirty towel. Dennis flips a switch. So I went back and said oops sorry. The next time I realized there was nothing underneath to fill up the ( Read more... )

Well since everyone else is spilling out how school is in their journals.. I guess its my turn.

School is gay.

There you have it folks.

Oh yes and I have quite a funny thing to announce. Ms. Muilman made us go around the room and discuss our career paths. She thought it was great that both Kevin Mongomery and I maybe wanted to be singers and sing ( Read more... )

I have to spend my last day of summer vaca. in court. Joy ( Read more... )

I wish I wasnt such a sarcastic asshole.

On the second thought I am glad I am. 2.2 seconds ago I scared the crap out of poor Sage (the sexiest manliest cat in the world) because I let out an overly powered sneeze. It was amazing. The reason Im so full of sneezes is because I developed a severe cold the other day which, after taking a "bath" in the ( Read more... )