Mmph

[nyohoho]

1. Oye, stop spiking my drinks.
2. Ghiaccio, I'm never drinking with you again. You're boring.
3. Rizzo, DON'T TOUCH THE HAT.
4. Johnny, I love you <3

Comments

[foolishdog]

*freaking giddy* Yo Gyro, did you de-flea your horse yet? If not, I've got some amazing news for you! *is no longer scratching*

....Wait, why do you need a dog?

[nyohoho]

Oh? What'd you use?

Don't worry, I wasn't going to eat any dogs. I just need the hair.

[foolishdog]

You gotta promise not to tell him, cause if he hears this he'll probably kill me. I used Risotto's shampoo. Whatever's in it kills fleas!

So this thing you're doing involves a chili pepper, ostrich egg, and dog hair? Ok, I have to see the result! You can use some of mine. If you ask real nicely, I bet Tonio'd give you a pepper.

[nyohoho]

I'll remember that the next time he comes to my place to shower. I swear, that guy has no home

Recipe says you need to bite me first. This voodoo stuff's very specific. *holds out hand*

[foolishdog]

Really? That sucks, but at least they don't hunt people down and put them in kennels. Never again!

Voodoo? Dude, be careful with that stuff. Next thing you know, your feet'll be real tiny or something. *bites your hand anyway*

[nyohoho]

Grazie *grabs some fur and runs to kitchen/sekrit lab*

[foolishdog]

*smelling something like burning rubber and grapefruit juice*

O_o What the heck's going on back there, man?

[not_araki]

What are you talking about?

What about Melone and Oye?

[nyohoho]

Okay. Basically...
So Ghiaccio thinks that Melone was a virgin until he came along (yeah right) and totally disagrees with the fact that Melone and Oye had a one night stand in college so you need to *MANGA* Melone and show Ghiaccio the truth. Mmkay?

[absolute00]

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